A fart that's so concentrated with vaporized poo particles, that the person sitting next to you claims that you have shit yourself, or can taste your turd.
Can also produce short term swamp ass and/or skid marks (room rooms).
Can also produce short term swamp ass and/or skid marks (room rooms).
Josh ate 10 pounds of beans, cheese, beer and yogurt right before going to bed. Poor Ashley was up all night suffering the wrath of the vapor turds.
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