Twin Towers

Twin Towers is a sexual move that involves identical Twins. 1 twin is riding you and the other twin is riding your face at the same time?

Kassandra and Her identical twin sister Lynett did the Twin Towers on me last night. It was awesome!!!

by DrFuck January 14, 2026

King’s Island Eiffel Tower

A variant of the sexual position Eiffel Tower, instead where a man is being pegged by one woman partner in missionary and his face sat on by another woman to provide oral sex.

Did you hear Bubba got King’s Island Eiffel towered by Bobby Sue and Mary Kate?

by BottomsUpCo January 31, 2026

Logical Ivory Tower

An institution, community, or mindset where logic is treated as the exclusive domain of an elite—where certain ways of reasoning are privileged and others dismissed, where logical standards are set by those inside the tower and imposed on those outside. The Logical Ivory Tower mistakes its local standards for universal ones, its preferred methods for the only methods. It produces logical systems that work perfectly within the tower but fail outside it. The Logical Ivory Tower is the home of the hyperrationalist, the formalist, the one who confuses their toolkit with the toolbox.

Logical Ivory Tower Example: "The philosophy department was a logical ivory tower—debating fine points of formal logic while the world burned. Their arguments were impeccable; their relevance was zero. The tower kept them safe from the messy, illogical world—and also kept them useless to it."

by Abzugal February 21, 2026

Scientific Ivory Tower

An institution, community, or mindset where science is treated as the exclusive domain of an elite—where certain methods are privileged and others dismissed, where scientific standards are set by those inside the tower and imposed on those outside. The Scientific Ivory Tower mistakes its local practices for universal ones, its preferred methods for the only path to knowledge. It produces science that works within the tower but fails to address the needs of those outside. The Scientific Ivory Tower is the home of the academic who can't communicate with the public, the researcher whose work never leaves the lab, the discipline that has become irrelevant to the world it claims to study.

Scientific Ivory Tower Example: "The research institute was a scientific ivory tower—cutting-edge work, brilliant minds, zero impact. Their papers were cited by each other; their findings never reached the public. The tower kept them pure and irrelevant. Outside, people struggled with problems the tower could solve—if it ever looked down."

by Abzugal February 21, 2026

Square-fruit to the second tower

The shit that your best friend says when she does meth and not math

Bestie: square-fruit to the second tower

Me: go back to rehab

by Unhinged Farris wheel February 21, 2026

Trump Tower

When you suspend yourself from a ceiling, horizontal to the girl your peeing on

"Republican chicks are crazy bro!" "Oh yea, how so??" "Well, one moment their telling me to go back to where I camee from, the next moment Im giving them a Trump Tower!"

by ramsteezytv February 22, 2026