The reason that despite being fucked by thousands of people, elitists' mother does not have many many children.
by Gumba Gumba May 20, 2004
If ur about to get stabbed just say “I got too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave you alone
by xX Kokichi Ouma Xx February 23, 2022
When "jiteshr (a random stranger on chess.com) lost in chess to me, despite having an advantageous position and me giving him the opportunity to draw he still decided to continue playing and he had a lead of 21 points and 7 minutes and I had 2 minutes but he still lost in the end to time. Then I said to him, "If thy dare to, thy shall bare too."
by Sugei July 15, 2023
A response, which can be either friendly jibing or hostile, when someone asks you for a cigarette and then immediately asks you for a light. The implication, joking or annoyed, is that person is going to keep asking you for things.
A) Hey chief, can I bum a smoke off you?
B) Sure man, here you go.
A) Oh, and can I get a light too?
B) Damn, dude. You want me to smoke it for you too?
B) Sure man, here you go.
A) Oh, and can I get a light too?
B) Damn, dude. You want me to smoke it for you too?
by Gyreneisms April 28, 2011
Fran: Oh my god, James cancelled on me at the last minute
Grace: Wooah man too far
Fran: He told me he had to go to a family thing but he actually went out with Chris instead!
Grace: Too far red car !!!
Grace: Wooah man too far
Fran: He told me he had to go to a family thing but he actually went out with Chris instead!
Grace: Too far red car !!!
by Grace F February 25, 2011
Friend 1: Hey, I found these cool suede pants at a thrift store. What do you think?
Friend 2: I don’t know too much about that
Friend 2: I don’t know too much about that
by sandrafizzle January 24, 2020
A well known Australian statement first made in January 1992 by Western Australian Cricketer 'Frank Halliwell' towards international cricketer 'Tom Moody' during a cricket game at the WACA stadium. Tom stated, "he wont be out here long" and was replied to by Frank "Youve been sniffing too much glue mate" (resulting in a huge response of laughter from players, members of the WACA and those in the crowd including Tom himself)
The following 6 ball over, Halliwell smashed Moody for 4 sixes, with the 5th ball being hit out of the top of the WACA stadium (over the Dennis Lillie stand onto the street into a Police vehicles side window) and is now recorded as one of the largest 6s ever hit in the world during an official WACA/ACB (now Cricket Australia) cricket competition match. Toms #6 ball was hit for a 4 runs. Tom congradulated Frank after the match with a handshake and a beer.
The following 6 ball over, Halliwell smashed Moody for 4 sixes, with the 5th ball being hit out of the top of the WACA stadium (over the Dennis Lillie stand onto the street into a Police vehicles side window) and is now recorded as one of the largest 6s ever hit in the world during an official WACA/ACB (now Cricket Australia) cricket competition match. Toms #6 ball was hit for a 4 runs. Tom congradulated Frank after the match with a handshake and a beer.
by DownUnderCrew August 13, 2021