(n.) abbr. TJ, T.J. (rarely); teejay (slang)
An act of sexual gratification performed by a man inserting his penis into another person's stoma (tracheostomy).
An act of sexual gratification performed by a man inserting his penis into another person's stoma (tracheostomy).
Man: "I told you, if you kept smoking, you would end up getting cancer."
Darth Vader: "But now I'm selling 5 minute teejays for $100. Plus the $20 swallowing bonus is automatic."
Man: "I could go for a throat job right now. Frequent flyer discount?"
Darth Vader: "But now I'm selling 5 minute teejays for $100. Plus the $20 swallowing bonus is automatic."
Man: "I could go for a throat job right now. Frequent flyer discount?"
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Get the Throat Job mug.An exclamatory statement that sounds threatening in nature but actually admits one’s deep remorse for their choices that lead up to the current negatives they are facing as a result. It’s taught as a step down statement, meaning that it allows for one to aggressively state something while effectuating an apology with its underlying meaning. It was discontinued from use in familial therapy sessions due to its regular use in inappropriate situations.
Parent: You didn’t finish your chores and you stole from the offering plate at church. You’re grounded for a month.
Teenage child: grrr! I’d slit a bitches throat!
Parent: Have a good night, son. We will talk in the morning, I love you.
Teenage child: grrr! I’d slit a bitches throat!
Parent: Have a good night, son. We will talk in the morning, I love you.
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Get the Newbies Throat mug.when your throat is dehydrated and it becomes dry. usually goes away in a day or two and during that time, it may hurt to swallow.
Luca: “Dude I have a dry throat.”
Simon: “Just drink more water.”
Luca: “Yea but it hurts to swallow.”
Simon: “Oh sorry.”
Simon: “Just drink more water.”
Luca: “Yea but it hurts to swallow.”
Simon: “Oh sorry.”
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Person 1: What is that noise??
Person 2: Oh that's just Maddox, he's Mongolian Throat Moaning again.
Maddox: *mongolian throat moaning*
Person 2: Oh that's just Maddox, he's Mongolian Throat Moaning again.
Maddox: *mongolian throat moaning*
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JOse RObleS WIll <hold>ChOkE<Hold> YOur THroat, Robles JOse ANgel, I<.7.9.7.6.> mug.by little miss emo faggot March 31, 2015
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