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Throat Job

(n.) abbr. TJ, T.J. (rarely); teejay (slang)
An act of sexual gratification performed by a man inserting his penis into another person's stoma (tracheostomy).
Man: "I told you, if you kept smoking, you would end up getting cancer."
Darth Vader: "But now I'm selling 5 minute teejays for $100. Plus the $20 swallowing bonus is automatic."
Man: "I could go for a throat job right now. Frequent flyer discount?"
by Apexas October 13, 2023
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slit a bitches throat

An exclamatory statement that sounds threatening in nature but actually admits one’s deep remorse for their choices that lead up to the current negatives they are facing as a result. It’s taught as a step down statement, meaning that it allows for one to aggressively state something while effectuating an apology with its underlying meaning. It was discontinued from use in familial therapy sessions due to its regular use in inappropriate situations.
Parent: You didn’t finish your chores and you stole from the offering plate at church. You’re grounded for a month.

Teenage child: grrr! I’d slit a bitches throat!

Parent: Have a good night, son. We will talk in the morning, I love you.
by StudeeParteeRepeet December 31, 2023
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Newbies Throat

When you have a sore throat the same day or the day after sucking your first penis. *usually big*
Girl: Ugh, my throat hurts so much!
Boy: hahaha, Newbies Throat!!!!!
Girl: no way!!!
by TaiTea January 8, 2012
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dry throat

when your throat is dehydrated and it becomes dry. usually goes away in a day or two and during that time, it may hurt to swallow.
Luca: “Dude I have a dry throat.”
Simon: “Just drink more water.”
Luca: “Yea but it hurts to swallow.”
Simon: “Oh sorry.”
by GreatBanner16 December 18, 2023
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Mongolian Throat Moaning

a quote by Madam President about the disgusting sound that comes out of Maddox’s mouth every 5 seconds.
Person 1: What is that noise??

Person 2: Oh that's just Maddox, he's Mongolian Throat Moaning again.

Maddox: *mongolian throat moaning*
by Goofier October 5, 2025
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throat railed

i just got throat railed, and i'm just like, fuck it, i'm already drunk.
by little miss emo faggot March 31, 2015
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