A jeep thing

1. Propaganda put forth by the Jeep company to give their cars appeal. With that smarmy fucking smily face on the back.
2. Jeep things include:
(1) poor gas mileage
(2) easy rolling (for that fun, hospital feeling)
(3) general inferiority to Toyota products.

Guy: My new jeep crapped out on me the other day...
Guy 2: What? You've never even driven that thing hard! Must be a jeep thing...
Guy: Yeah. I just don't understand.

by The great definer April 16, 2005

black thing

a mysterious object in 303 that Jack wants to find but will never know what it is

Jasmin: Jack, stop trying to find my black thing!!

by FUPAJACK June 2, 2017

Thin

Synonym for basic. A person who is shallow with no personality.

OMG! That girl is so thin.

by Not thin...phat February 14, 2015

mr long thing

Arnold Schwarzenegger's big fat penis

The Children:whats that
Arnold:this is mr long thing your new class mascot
Arnold:go ahead and pet mr long thing
The Children:He spat at me
Arnold:I dont care keep peting him
The Children:i dont like this
Arnold:Dont make me do to you what i did to mr fluffykins
The Children:where is he
Arnold:up my ass should be out in two week....or more!
The Children:AAAAAAAAAAH
Arnold:keep going danmmit or ill break your legs
The Children:your scary
Arnold:don't mind the white stuff it mean he likes you
Johnny:taste salty
Arnold:thats it you dead
Now poor johnny is in Arnolds ass

by Dookie and J-Dog July 13, 2006

Thingage

A word that can describe anything.

Guy 1: He did you see the game last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, that was some major thingage

by Mr. BirdChest August 18, 2013

Thing

When your are best friends with someone but your not dating them. You take them out as well

Are you a thing with that hot chick over there?

by Hunts77 December 9, 2016

thing

stop telling me how many inches.

what does it even mean??
woah woah woah woah, touchy man 🖤
whoa woah

Name one thing that will never change. One thing you can and will always rely on. Your anchor. I'm very curious.

by Krkič May 19, 2019