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screen zombie

A child whose parents let him spend all of his waking hours on a phone or mobile device as life passes him by.
We never hear from Johnny at the family reunion because he's off in the corner being a screen zombie.
by Silly_Me December 22, 2018
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zombie grass

over grown yard; weeds
No matter how many times you mow, zombie grass just keeps coming back like a nightmare.
That old house is surrounded by zombie grass. Good luck getting it mowed.
We lost our ball in the zombie grass.
by XTT0401 May 28, 2016
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Zombie Bowl

A public toilet that someone has left completely shrouded in toilet paper
I went into the men’s room this afternoon and the back stall contained a zombie bowl. There was so much paper draped around the thing, I was afraid whatever lay beneath might re-animate if disturbed.
by Furry Trout December 14, 2012
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zombie-trap

when a friend convinces you to do more drugs instead of sleeping and you end up trapped in a zombie-like state.
i thought i needed to sleep until deaner zombie-trapped me with some boomers and i wrecked my car.
by harry deepwood September 20, 2010
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Fashion Zombie

1.) A style or practice that comes back into fashion again and again. Contrary to timeless fashions, fashion zombies go out of fashion only to be given new life later on and are sometimes considered juvenile, gaudy, tasteless, or tawdry. Examples include shutter shades, plaid flannels, colored mascara, ripped jeans, popped collars, crop tops, jorts/jean shorts, high rise pants, platform heels, sagging pants, denim jackets, tracksuits, and animal print clothing.

2.) A person who is stuck on an old fashion trend. The trend died long ago, but the person continues to wear that fashion, invoking a kind of "walking dead" aspect to their fashion sense.

3.) A person who mindlessly follows the latest fashion trends, spending money time and time again to keep their wardrobe as up-to-date as humanly possible.
Betsy is such a fashion zombie. She practically replaces her wardrobe every season!
by BasilPesto December 6, 2015
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zombie poop

The kind of poop that comes out slowly in intervals throughout the day, brought on by lack of sleep and possibly over-caffeination.
Usually requires multiple wipes.
"Dude, where've you been? You've hardly been in your cubicle all morning."

"Only got an hour of sleep last night and the coffees still aren't kicking in. Got me a bad case of zombie poop."
by Cactusmustard June 21, 2014
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Zombie Undies

When you wear your last chance undies two days in a row because you forgot to do laundry...again. They can be worn either in a normal manner, or inside out to produce a psychological effect as to thinking you actually have clean undies on; Or because you have skid marks and or piss stains.
Nigga to mom "THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! I GOT A DATE AND I HAVE ZOMBIE UNDIES ON B...ITCH!!"

Mom to Nigga "You disgusting fucking pig of a son!! I TAUGHT YOU BETTER! NIGGA!"

See also Last chance undies
by Inimical420 September 8, 2011
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