Spare Wheel

A person who is going out with two couples. They become the pare wheel because there are 4 tyres on a car. It is worse than third wheeling because the two couples have ‘couple things’ to discuss and the spare wheel is just lonely, or as per usual unused.
Couple 1: “hey did you want to come out with us and couple 2?”

Spare wheel: “yeah sure” *inside their head* “dang it now I’m gonna be a spare wheel
by honeybabybooboobear December 06, 2023
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wheel monkey

Chad drives a big rig 5 days a week. He's been a wheel monkey for 30 years.
by Petey the Peterbuilt May 02, 2021
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twit wheel

What a twit wheel
by CousinJonathan July 26, 2017
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Turd on wheels

A brown panel van that's the same color as shit that it makes people throw up and criticize over the color.
Guess what I saw on the way to work today?

What'd you see?

A big ugly brown van!!

It looks like a turd on wheels!!!

He need to go drive that fucker off the cliff. Either that or repaint it.
by B4dsx August 22, 2020
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Wagon Wheel Track

A woman's incredibly huge vagina. Either noticed through tight clothing or bare. An excited exclamation as to the sheer size of said woman's swollen labia and slit.
Hey Billy Bob Sarah's vagina is so big it looks like a wagon wheel track in the mud!
by Swmpbck270 July 26, 2017
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Jam wagon-wheeling

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass that poo (chocolate), cum (marshmallow) and blood (jam) pour out when your done.
Bye mum, I'm off jam wagon-wheeling.

That girl is so hot, I'd like to jam wagon-wheel her.
by CG Badman June 17, 2017
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Smay-Wheel

Usually a good friend going along somewhere with you and your date. Not a third-wheel, a smay-wheel. Usually liked more than your date. Also hotter than your date.
Dude, don't you think shes gonna be a third wheel? Nah, she's a smay-wheel, we all good.
by Jaxon Ostrichtail March 07, 2010
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