redneck jet fuel

Another term for Monster Energy.

Let's mix vodka with some redneck jet fuel!

by montanatony26 April 03, 2016

husky redneck

A fat country folk that likely has a beard and sunburn. Probably believes strongly in the second amendment and dips. Very comfortable in humid Temperatures, but definitely sweats a lot. SEC football fan.

I just bought this gas station pizza from a husky redneck.

by Bro9988877666 September 24, 2022

redneck strap on

Using a plunger as a strap on

The look of my bitch in a redneck strap on made me rock hard

by tjk31415 January 17, 2019

redneck vegas

Another word for Branson,Missouri.

"Johm were goin to redneck vegas you goin?"

by TippierGnome84 November 22, 2019

redneck good time

When a girl gives you a handjob with sand paper then throws rubbing alcohol on it after

My sister gave me the redneck good timeit hurt like hell

by Daddy long leg 96 July 14, 2017

Redneck Royalty

People who command, or think they command, a presence among the working poor. Usually strongly opinionated and adept at bullying their "subjects" by being loud. Occasionally have to resort to mock threats of physical violence to maintain their authority. At picnics, they line their lawn chairs (thrones) in a prominent place just off the beer tent, and regale the crowds with opinions about how dumb everyone else is.

Jim and Cathy and the rest of their redneck royalty are busy making proclamations about the idiots running the country.

by already there August 18, 2023

redneck bandaid

AKA, the homeAID

Using whatever is around to create a BandAid. Materials usually include tape and a paper towel/a piece of toilet paper.

When I cut myself on accident, I made a redneck bandaid since I didn't want to grab a one from downstairs .

by P E N G U I N May 24, 2023