.Big .Nigga .Jones is the most powerful being on earth. his penis is so comically large he is unable to have sex
by Big Nigga Jones December 26, 2020

The hero of the Hetalia series. He’s known for being a stupid idiot who makes a lot of stupid plan but always wants to help others. This mf could do anything and the fandom would celebrate. Hetalia America enjoyers are all simps.
Person: Look! Alfred F Jones danced in front of the White House in Hetalia season 420 episode 69!! He’s so cool and cute and ADORABLE
by Original Name July 17, 2021

by Drawcauseimawhore September 16, 2020

A orange,red and purple popsicle frozen together and then inserted deep into the male rectum causing immediate melting out of the asshole.
Victoria, Roberta and I took turns drinking a polar jones rainbow out of Fred's ass last night, talk about nummy!!
by RVJ forever again May 4, 2019

Bassist from legendary rock band Led Zeppelin. His real name was John Baldwin, but chose the stage name after a freind suggested it to him after reading it on a french movie poster. Played Bass, keyboards, piano, organ, and mandolin for Led Zeppelin. His solo career was good, and on his solo albums he plays almost every instrument. A great musician, and often overlooked. Also the name of some navy guy.
by The Incredible Myself September 20, 2005

by Dominic June 25, 2004

i gave bessie some of the jim jones cocktail, she frothed at the mouth, shat her pants and dropped dead
by Alex Delarge March 26, 2003
