Thought I was hooking up with a pregnant chlick the other night so I didn't use a condom; come to find out bitch was a fraud gut!
Him: Congratulations, ma'am, when are you do?
Her: Excuse me? I'm not pregnant!
Him: Well then, don't I feel embarrassed..., you fuckin' fraud gut!
Him: Congratulations, ma'am, when are you do?
Her: Excuse me? I'm not pregnant!
Him: Well then, don't I feel embarrassed..., you fuckin' fraud gut!
by Orientxp1 January 15, 2019
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Guy: Babe, don’t get me hard if you’re not about it
Girl: I’m sorry I just don’t feel like having sex right now
- Guy 10-20 minutes later with an upset stomach
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Girl: I’m sorry I just don’t feel like having sex right now
- Guy 10-20 minutes later with an upset stomach
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by RealTalkGirl2020 March 8, 2020
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I hooked up with a contortionist last week and she goblin gut gobbled me. I came so hard I woke up two days later.
by Cris Crankshaft January 22, 2023
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Lisa was frustrated with mike and Dave, and decided to perform a gut check the next time they had a threeway.
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