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Goon

Josh is a goon
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goon blunting

when you’re a man completely hypnotized radiating in his penis, a goon blunting state can only be achieved while edging and smoking marijuana during backshots.
man, yesterday i was totally goon blunting all over this girl i hooked up with
by chinkoplinko March 28, 2024
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Gooning

Totally spacing out, staring at nothing, or having your brain check out for a sec. Just vibing, no weird stuff involved.
"Bro, sorry, didn't hear a word you said. I was hardcore gooning."
by lolbabe4 April 24, 2025
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gooning

im gooning every day
by chrissybighead June 9, 2025
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Goon Family

A family made up of two divorced parents, an arrested uncle, an annoying daughter, an estranged son, a depressed gay cousin, a weird grandmother, and a Yorkshire terrier. The parents despise each other and only stay together for the sake of their family. The uncle is currently in jail for harassing children and is not allowed anywhere near a school. The daughter is just annoying, and the son spends most of his time alone in his bedroom edging. The depressed gay cousin's parents died in a house fire so she now lives with the Goon family. The grandmother visits once every 50 years and says nothing. The dog is the glue of the Goon family, she is what keeps them together and a somewhat happy family. Their favorite family activity is gooning on the audience at shows.
"The Goon family was gooning all over the audience!".
"The Goon family is very dysfunctional and rambunctious".
by Maraudersequallife February 15, 2025
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goon

Gooning, otherwise known as goon us a modern term typically used to describe eating at home.
Hey, Katie! Do you wanna goon tonight?

Katie: Yes i’d love to goon with you!!!!
by phil6964 April 28, 2025
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Femboy Goon Cage

A cage used to capture a Femboy and cover him with semen. It must be made with rubber, and it should have a large container full of semen at the top. It should also have a remote control to release the semen and cover the femboy in it.
Guy 1: i will put you in a Femboy Goon Cage.
Guy 2: Im not even a femboy!
Guy 1: I dont care.
by Shakespeare dihh August 8, 2025
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