God

Name given to members of a conclave of invisible, level 10 space wizards who are manifest in every bit of science you don’t understand.

God helps orphaned, homeless, starving, disabled and/or diseased, human post-fetuses who help themselves.

by Wickdeed May 24, 2018

God

Freddie Mercury

Freddie Mercury is god

by Idek what to write March 24, 2019

God

What religious people believe, not an atheist

A word that should reach 1,000 definitions

Skit 1:
person 1: Did you believe in God?
person 2: No
person 1: Then you are an atheist

Skit 2:
person 1: did you know the word "God" has over 900 definitions in Urbandictionary?
person 2: Oh wow, I did not realize that!
person 1: LET'S MAKE IT INTO 1,000 DEFINITIONS, WE CAN DO IT GUYS!

by epic!pewds! May 25, 2020

God

A lie.

Person 1: You know that guy who doesn’t exist?
Person 2: God?
Person 1: Yes.

by 663738284764553363728 January 2, 2019

God

1: Synonym for deity. Plural: Gods. Whether it's a proper noun or not depends on if the god in question is from a unitheist religon or a multitheist religon
2: a word often used to convey suprise or exitement. Usually when used like this it is a proper noun

Occording to insert religon here, god name here is the god of insert thing here

Good God, that concert was loud!

by MrMrMemeyGuy October 21, 2017

God

1.A man that has knowledge of self and others.

2. The Asiatic Black Man.

What's todays mathmatics God?

by ERICWRIGHT075 May 1, 2021

God

A entity who can’t decide if pork should be eaten or if it shouldn’t

Christians: yes you can eat it.
Muslims:no you cant!
Jews: we agree with the Muslims for once.
Hindus: We too agree with the muslims and jews
Pagans: *if you can eat it then Its Free Real Estate.*
Atheists: well apparently according to them god is not that much of a pure being if he forbids freedom of speech cause they just scream at me.
Jedi and sith : what is a pork?Is that something like a porg?

God

by Backuro March 25, 2020