Brooke Caldwell is the type of girl who can leave you wondering whether she likes you or hates you, and then hit you with a smile so sweet it could make you forget you ever had doubts. She’s the queen of playing it cool… until she’s not.
Boy 1: I think Brooke Caldwell likes me..
Boy 2: Uhh, are you dumb? She doesn't date people..
Boy 1: Wait what! B..but she was being so nice to me?!? She has to like me!
Boy 2: DUDE!!! She hates your guts..!
Boy 2: Uhh, are you dumb? She doesn't date people..
Boy 1: Wait what! B..but she was being so nice to me?!? She has to like me!
Boy 2: DUDE!!! She hates your guts..!
by TarinWinslow July 24, 2025
Get the Brooke Caldwellmug. by erwtdygfu April 27, 2022
Get the Brooksmug. Brooke is a caring, kind, loving, funny, speaks her mind, honest (brutally most of the time), loyal AF, selfless, musical, artistic, reliable, smart, hard working, do anything for anybody, kinda chick. She’s your ride or die! Always there until the very end. She’s s a giver in every sense of the word. Guys, you know what I mean 😉 She’s got your back. She’ll fight for what’s right. She fight tooth and nail for the people she loves. Do NOT hurt someone she loves! She’s a protector. She doesn’t put up with bullshit or lies. She’ll forgive, but not forget. She’s been hurt, A LOT, and has very strong walls surrounding her feelings and her heart. She doesn’t trust easily. She can be stubborn. If you cross her, she will tear you apart, but she does it with her words. Not the name calling kind. The kind that are factual and make you feel like the smallest person alive and then she will cut you out of her life. She will forgive you for it, but still walk away from you. She is very sarcastic and will call anyone out on anything. If you’re lucky enough to call her your friend, don’t lose her! If you’re lucky enough to break down her walls and be in a relationship with her, don’t let her go, because when she’s done, she’s done.
She is such a Brooke! She just called me and said that she heard I needed some help paying my bills. She asked how much I needed and then just sent it to my venmo! She just saved my ass!
by Rideordie79 August 11, 2021
Get the Brookemug. A stupid ass bitch that doesn't know what the fuck she's doing 99.9% of the time. She will be lonely for the rest of her life. The only thing/person that kinda likes her is her dog. Is the biggest slut you'll ever meet.
by HeatherRaeWright June 26, 2018
Get the Brooke Teddermug. A girl with great personality, very funny, great hair, strong, tall, very talented, and great in bed. Her one downfall is that her husband is kindof a dick. But she loves him anyways.
by Brook Oberst December 3, 2022
Get the Brook Oberstmug. Brooke is a cute, smart person who you can trust. She will never forgive you if you promised her chocolate and then didn’t give her some. She is usually tall and has wavy hair. She finds literally everything funny and is a great friend.
Charlie: Hey look over there!
Dylan: Ik that’s Brooke Patterson-Kerr she’s top of thy e year and soo cute
Charlie: *dumps girlfriend and goes to ask Brooke out*
Charlie: Hi, I’m Charlie. Your amazing, will you date me?
Brooke: omg! *starts making out with him*
Dylan: Ik that’s Brooke Patterson-Kerr she’s top of thy e year and soo cute
Charlie: *dumps girlfriend and goes to ask Brooke out*
Charlie: Hi, I’m Charlie. Your amazing, will you date me?
Brooke: omg! *starts making out with him*
by Randomgal2008 February 4, 2020
Get the Brooke Patterson-Kerrmug. 
Get the Brooksmug.