Battered Sausage

the sexual act of when a man has anal sex with parter and his partner voids their bowels whilst the males sexual organ is still inserted in the anus. once that is done the male removes his sexual organ from the partners anus and a light coating of fecies will be lest on his penis( sausage) this looks like a battered sausage which is then inserted into the recievers mouth until ejaculation. bon appetit :)

me: ah man last night was so sick
you:ah did you and her get it on
me:yea man i gave her a battered sausage, she loved it

by battered sausage man April 24, 2010

Shit Sausage

A human made of shit, wrapped in skin, usually the Fuck ugly people who try to cover up what they really are with Human Skin. Commonly reffered as, People who look like shit.
Basically, people who cover up their real identity that they are complete lumps of shit, and use fake human skin to cover it up.

Boy: Hey, You look like shit.
Girl: Do I?
Boy: Yeah, your full of shit! Just like a Shit Sausage!
Girl: *Cries*

by TheShitster July 12, 2009

summer sausage

A term used for a mans shorts that are cut too short, usually hugging the groin area tightly. May notice penial peakage on observation.

She contemplated asking him out, until he got up from the table and she noticed his summer sausage. She quickly ran away and was hit by a car.

by LBT/Antimosity November 16, 2003

Caged Sausage

A fat chick who wears clothes entirely too small and is entirely too large.

OR

A chick who you can tell will someday be a fat chick.

That girl eats a lot. Someday she will be wearing the same clothes and exploding out of them like a caged sausage.

by cagedsausagelover December 28, 2010

Sausage in a tacofest

A male person in a large group of females (a tacofest).

"James is really the sausage in a tacofest here"

by LeopardsunOfficial April 12, 2020

Sausage Monster

A man usually gay who loves the cock, They are in the Sausage monster state when they are taking many many many cocks any place you can put them at on time.

The dude on will and grace is a sausage monster

by Yourmomisgay2000 March 11, 2009

Awkward Sausage

A person hanging out with one or more people and is:

1. Not talking or making little to no effort to start or sustain a conversation
2. Killing the "vibe"
3. Noticeably sticking out from the group as if he/she were a white man playing streetball in Compton
4. Not really wanted, but just sort of there
5. Overall somerone who will be remembered for being so awkward and so...weird

Example One:
Chad: "Dude lets hang out"
Blake: "Yeah sure man...oh crap here comes Dillon"
Dillon: "Hey"
Chad: "Hey man"
Blake: "Hey hows it going"
Dillon: "Good.............................................Hows Life?"
Blake: ".....Dammit Dillon why do you have to be such an awkward sausage."

Example 2:

Pete: "So I saw you were making your move on Lisa last night"
Carl: "Well I was trying but frcken Tim was following us around the whole time and doing nothing but staring at us with his creepy little eyes."
Pete: "Dammit, Tim's such an awkward sausage"

by UrbanMessiah November 19, 2011