redneck hooligan

someone that will marry a crazy bitch at some point in their early life.

i bet Justin will be a proper redneck hooligan

by Snake667788 July 19, 2023

redneck wedding ring

Also known as a redneck engagement ring, it is the gift of a firearm in place of a ring.

She said yes! Where did you get the money for a ring? I gave her a redneck wedding ring. A what? You know that rifle I bought?

by Leo253 December 13, 2017

Redneck

most likely a kid from the suburbs has called you this if you live in east texas. this kid is named Jonah or something along those lines. he doesn’t know how to describe your country-ish life style so he calls it redneck

“i shot a bobcat that was gonna get my hens”
“how such a redneck”

by hahacheckmatelove May 4, 2020

Redneck Roulette

Pulling up to a gas station with a kiddie pool and filling it with gas. Then, you sit inside of it, and you all light cigarettes and smoke.

I got some darts and mom's credit card, wanna play redneck roulette?

by sh4rkb41t January 14, 2021

redneck tickle time

When 2 or more closeted gay rednecks get together for some fun between the sheets

Dale and Earl went to Wayne's house last weekend for some redneck tickle time

by Wayne'shouse August 13, 2022

Rich redneck

(This is more of a side note for other definitions)

Many "rich rednecks" CAN be either redneck with a massive amount of money. Others including myself are outwardly classy with a slight hint of the redneckness sprinkled in while in private or in the right company act like well dressed rednecks.

Thats one rich redneck.

by a_beer September 8, 2020

Redneck Humidifier

A burning hot skillet when you take it off the gas stove, and throw it into a sink full of water. It works best with a bit of grease.

Miller: “Shucks, Dan. This sun’s got mah’ skin feelin’ mighty crispy. Y’all got any lotion ‘round these parts?”

Dan: “Don’t need no lotion, ‘cauze I got the good ol’ redneck humidifier heatin’ up on the stove.”

by Splarch February 12, 2023