patrick mcdonald

Fat, tall cunt who deserves to have low self esteem.

Large faggot called patrick mcdonald

by MCDONALDTRUMP December 15, 2016

Patrick McGoohand

When you have an impromptu bate sesh and are forced to finish in your hand due to lack of proper planning i.e. Tissue etc.

I suddenly got horny and decided to beat off. I didn't have any tissue so I used old "Patrick Mcgoohand".

by Macsteed November 01, 2016

Evan Patrick

A badass. Someone likely to become the next President

Did you see that guy dunk all over that kid? That's so Evan Patrick.

by Evan Patrick June 08, 2014

tuch patrick

touching patrick from spongebob on the hit mobile app "goo asmr make fun" and when you do he goes:

ohh myyy.... amazing.... mmmmmm

guy 1: man i love playing goo slime simulator
guy 2: can you tuch patrick in it?
guy 1: yes
phone: oh my... amazing... mmmm

by thegrugs February 16, 2025

Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

Yooo lets get patrick shwavyd lol its lit

by logeybearxp December 17, 2019

Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born (usually while drunk)

Yo bro, I was so Patrick Shwavy last night I accidentally confused a kid with cerebral palsy with a kid that died in a car accident. I never wanna drunk again

by Oreolas December 17, 2019

Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born.

Yooo lets get patrick shwavyd , lol, it's lit!!

by Beatrix who wants the mug December 17, 2019