by mooseknuckles69 February 24, 2021
by Garythegreatandpowerful September 09, 2019
A term for describing someone behaving in an almost baboon-like, primal, and indefinitely African American way.
"Has anyone seen Smith, that fucking boof monkey stole my water bottle."
"Can you stop talking you boof monkey"
"Wow this chicken is good as fuck." "What did that boof monkey just say?"
"Can you stop talking you boof monkey"
"Wow this chicken is good as fuck." "What did that boof monkey just say?"
by Miwotic November 17, 2020
A bitch made mahfuckah. They can have any one of the following traits or a combination of them. Some traits have not been discovered yet either.
A skinny white kid.
Wears a fanny pack.
Sticks his/her nose in all sorts of business that doesn't involve him/her.
Tries to be in control of other people.
Can share same character traits and flaws as a Mr. Bob Dobalina.
Lies about dumb shit.
Bites the hand that feeds him/her
Has a part time job sucking cock.
Easily intimidated by people larger than him/her
Leaves garbage everywhere.
Greedy
ALWAYS concerned solely with their agenda.
Diarrhea of the mouth.
Has an extremely distorted sense of their value and contribution(s) to society.
Gets confused when simple mathematical computations are required.
Social Climber
Interloper
Pits people against each other just for his/her own amusement.
Not very well-liked among peers.
A skinny white kid.
Wears a fanny pack.
Sticks his/her nose in all sorts of business that doesn't involve him/her.
Tries to be in control of other people.
Can share same character traits and flaws as a Mr. Bob Dobalina.
Lies about dumb shit.
Bites the hand that feeds him/her
Has a part time job sucking cock.
Easily intimidated by people larger than him/her
Leaves garbage everywhere.
Greedy
ALWAYS concerned solely with their agenda.
Diarrhea of the mouth.
Has an extremely distorted sense of their value and contribution(s) to society.
Gets confused when simple mathematical computations are required.
Social Climber
Interloper
Pits people against each other just for his/her own amusement.
Not very well-liked among peers.
if you actually did something to benefit someone OTHER than YOURSELF, people MIGHT not think you are such a goddamned monkey tuna.
by code313 May 26, 2014
A fighting technique that involves using downwards smashing with the side of the fist like a monkey would.
by YungBritish February 08, 2019
by Cory Staats June 03, 2014
A platinum monkey is referring to the best pussy you'll ever get. Tight, soft, perfection.
"It don't stay platinum by being a hoe!"
"It don't stay platinum by being a hoe!"
by Jnwrolin1019 January 23, 2016