Maria

Maria is a sweet and caring person, who'll always manage to make you laugh. Despite that, she can defend herself and those around her, when needed. If you've got a Maria in your life, hold on to her as much as you can, 'cause there are few people with that level of greatness on the plenet.
Also, she's a dork.

I love my friend Maria and her cat Philya.
Me and Maria adore musicals.

by KatushaPerochinyNozik November 30, 2021

Maria

Adj; a lying, constantly victim playing person who will always find reasons to talk bad behind someone's back and act fake.
Adj; cry baby who cannot handle consequences

A: Did you just see how she just changed infront of the teacher?
B: Yeah. She's such a Maria.

by DkdlTlqkf February 14, 2024

Maria

The bitchiest person I’ve ever met who ruined my fucking mental health.

Maria is a bitch

by Maythepie3 February 28, 2024

Maria

A bitch

Maria is a bitch

by C'mon bro July 13, 2022

Maria de Valencia

The Woosh sound a shart makes in Ibitha

Did you just Ave’ Maria de Valencia? Your context doesn’t help your content

by PhilthyPhonetic July 14, 2022

Maria Miami Merger

Maria’s birthday on a Sunday.

It’s Sunday? And Maria’s birthday? We are in the presence of a Maria Miami Merger.

by lauracarolynrhodes July 17, 2022

Maria

Maria is a girl who can steal a man from u any second. She is like a hyper active tiger who is always on a hunt. U remember scar from the Lion King?! It’s her

Fira: You should chose: me or Maria

Batman: I told u I choose you

*maria comes into the room*

Batman: sorry, I lied, I chose her

Maria: *smiles*

by Lady Gaga lol July 27, 2022