Jordan Patterson

the definition of absolute trash

“raccoons love digging in jordan patterson”

by 123shoes😛 January 2, 2022

Max jordan

Max Jordan loves his baby sisters vagina he loves licking it and sucking off his dad

Max Jordan fingers his little sister

by Joe porcelli February 6, 2022

Jordan Marcu

He is a dickless man

He surpised me with a Jordan Marcu

by fwinfepwqi October 15, 2021

Jordan and Kevin

two people that were meant for eachother, they love eachother a lot. Jordan has a bigass head but thats okay, and kevin has a huge ass dick B)

Ex: Jordan and Kevin are perfect for eachother

by dkIaoekfiwie September 12, 2021

Michael Jordan

To palm someone’s head like a basketball

“I Michael Jordan’d this random dude’s bald head!”

by Alfrendo May 14, 2021

jordan 1

A shoe that released in 1985 by Michael Jordan Also is now one of the best selling shoes

Person: yo bro I got myself a pair of Jordan 1’s
Person 2: nicee what pair u got?
Person: Chicago’s bro I bought them off stock x

by Anti$ocial August 8, 2021

Michael Jordan

The act of launching one's semen up in the air and into one's navel. The fluid must travel directly into the umbilicus for it to count as a Michael Jordan.

"Yo, I did a Michael Jordan last night!"

by Dr. Morningwood June 7, 2021