by DAPSTART August 11, 2018
A hairstyle commonly worn by CTY Res life staff, it invokes the style of hard-rock and Punk, within in a contemporary and more simplistic setting. The Joe-Hawk is often considered the pinnacle of hair styling for those who have been blessed to have seen it. It is gelled up in the front to form a peak of greatness, followed by flowing streaks of a well groomed mane.
Guy 1: Who and what was that?
Guy 2: Shoot fool that was Jack the coolest guy around rocking the Joe-Hawk.
Guy1: Awesome
Guy 2: Shoot fool that was Jack the coolest guy around rocking the Joe-Hawk.
Guy1: Awesome
by JoeHawk140 July 12, 2010
by Aids apple February 10, 2020
by Sparks256787 June 16, 2017
That feeling when you are sitting at your laptop, and you cannot be bothered to move any part of your body other than the fingers that are necessary to type.
Dude 1: Dude why are you not moving anything other than the fingers that are necessary to type
Dude 2: Dude I've got the Hawkings
Dude 2: Dude I've got the Hawkings
by TheHawkMeister February 13, 2017
Covering yourself in anti-bacterial gel, wearing a face mask and masturbating into black-out territory during the Corona outbreak.
by Sikkkkkkkko March 12, 2020
The act of going to a shopping mall and purchasing a large bird Halloween costume, opening it up and then secretly hiding only the wings under the bed sheets. Later, after engaging in sexual Intercourse, one must adopt the doggy style position. In a matter of seconds one must also be able to get ahold of the wings previously hidden and wear them. One will impersonate a hawk flapping his wings and, when arriving to the non-return point, squeak his voice to imitate the sound of the previously mentioned bird.
hey bro, I was hawking this girl so hard last night she woke up me up at 5am the next morning shwaaacking in a bird cage.
by Hk2019 September 29, 2019