Covided

When a girl is blowing you and you pull out and bust in her nose and punch her in both eyes

Did you see Martha I think she is sick. Nah she got covided last night

by Hennebadger November 12, 2020

Covid Is Not Stupid

An unofficial mantra that morally bankrupt or ethically challenged Trumpublicans and QAnonists should have taken heed of, but were too conceited and dumb to realize that those invisible deadly viruses and their variants were smarter than them.

That “Covid is not stupid” has yet to sink in among Trump’s patriots and diehard supporters is no surprise considering the relatively high rate of infection and of mortality in most red states—a positive correlation between stupidity and mortality is hard to discount.

by MathPlus January 18, 2022

Covid Joiner

Covid Joiner is the definition of newfag

Stop talking, you're covid joiner

by czSmoG_ September 18, 2021

covid heater

Knowing somebody has covid but willing to contract the disease to have intercourse.

She tested positive but that isn’t stopping me pulling a covid heater.

by Johnny slang December 16, 2021

Covid Crusader

Someone who goes to great lengths to make sure people stay away from each other.

Look at that person with a full shopping cart! They sure are a Covid Crusader!

by Cixx May 15, 2020

Covid

A slight change in the structure of the common cold, tastes like illness and makes you're lips numb and vomit

What's the provincial government court doing murdering people during a globicide called covid?

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

The COVID 19

Phrase used by people who cannot speak properly.

Mary: “I have got the COVID 19. I feel awful”.
Jane: “It’s COVID 19, not the COVID 19. It isn’t just a single bug that only affects one person at a time”.

by MontyBurns123 June 30, 2021