COVIDance

When you are at a gentleman's club and buy a private dance, but the dancer doesn't get within three feet of you.

"Was the VIP room any good?"

"Nah, she gave me a COVIDance. "

by Doc_X September 21, 2020

COVID-14

A new meme that originated from the meme, 14.

Bbh- thank you guys so much for 1 million muffins!
Chat- COVID-14

by KarentheGOdd September 22, 2020

Covid Chunk

Covid Chunk (n): the weight you gained during quarantine from the bread you been baking to keep yourself sane.

Since I've started baking bread during quarantine, my jeans are much tighter. Must be COVID chunk.

by TOTALLY_NOT_A_JADED_PERSON September 25, 2020

Covid Simp

Someone who simps for Covid-19 by making it easy for the virus to get what it wants

“Dude who’d you call a Covid simp?”
“Ron DeSantis”

by Sanjopla September 25, 2020

covid slut

Someone who doesn't practice social distancing

Damo: Last night I fucked that street whore for a half hour straight!
Richie: Yeah your a real covid slut.

by Dracophile September 26, 2020

covid hoard

Noun. The bunch of food, water and stuff that doesnt go bad and paper products that you hoarded so that your ready for a shut down... oh sorry bro excuse my covid hoard... last time I went to the store I could only get 1 pack of water but I got a shit ton of cereal and chips.

Yo dont worry about my covid hoard in the side room. I dont wanna run out of cereal or water again!

by Jokester72 September 26, 2020

Covid jumping

Travelling from place to place in order to outrun infection hot spots or government lockdowns.

Is Laura around?
No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.

by Shuaman September 27, 2020