Blow the Clown

While this phrase often has sexual and/or circus related meanings, it is often cited in some parts of the country as having to blow into a breathalyzer to measure blood alcohol content after a traffic stop.

Joe got pulled over and blew the clown last night, now he is in the drunk tank.

From the Randall Zwarte' Band's song, Blow the Clown: "Blow the Clown means you're going down." This is a reference to being pulled over during a traffic stop for suspicion of DUI or DWI (Driving Under the Influence).

by J_in_Bennington March 8, 2010

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came to blows

Rather than alluding to a physical altercation, this much-more-benign past event was merely where a dude ejaculated from being sucked off.

I really liked da hot chick who attended da neighborhood barbecue, and so I asked her if she'd give me some head. She agreed, but since she'd arrived with another fellow, I avoided any potential unpleasantness by asking him if he was okay with dat. He gave his consent, and so da only thing dat "came to blows" was my cock inside said cutie's mouth.

by QuacksO November 29, 2021

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Blow Out

Accidentally talking about cocaine. Could also be when you get your hair done. But this definitely this has nothing to do with blowjobs.

I sometimes will go out by the el tracks and blow out with dudes.

by dorksgetlaid2 June 30, 2019

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Blowing the cartridge

Another way of saying you got a blowjob. This phrase is in reference to how when a cartridge based videogame wasn't working, you blew on the inside of it to remove dust.

Adam had a rough day at work. So his girlfriend started blowing the cartridge for him.

by The Nicholas and the Cage December 29, 2016

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