The complete opposite of an iron-stomach. Snake-Bite occurs when a cocky young man mixes vodka and cider, gets sick everywhere and passes out and has to be cared for by someone sober for the rest of the night, more often them not ruining the night
by Le Buck December 2, 2019
Get the Snake-bitemug. when you insert you penis into your partner and she thinks it is too small then her vagina clamps on like a snake on a toad
by WildWhiteCristmas December 15, 2017
Get the Alabama snake bitemug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Do Not Bite The Hands That Feed You<.7.9.7.6.>mug. The lie almost every most-likely mexican person says when they have an aggressive dog barking the shit outta you.
dog : *barking and snarling aggressively*
person 1 : "come in he doesn't bite "
Person 2 : * being bit and attacked by dog* YeS IT DOOoOoo
person 1 : "come in he doesn't bite "
Person 2 : * being bit and attacked by dog* YeS IT DOOoOoo
by floating_wierdoorweirdoidek December 30, 2020
Get the he doesn't bitemug. What lobster parents say when they take a small nip out of their youngsters' tails so that if a lobsterman catches the lobsters sometime later, he has to throw them back. The amended v-notch law now states that if you catch a lobster that has a bit missing from its tail where a v-notch could have been, you have to throw it back, since it might have been previously v-notched by a fisherman to mark it as an egg-bearing female.
Lobster mom: We're biting for your life.
Lobstermen: What about **our** lives?? You're reducing our income by preventing us from harvesting a lot of legal lobsters!
Lobstermen: What about **our** lives?? You're reducing our income by preventing us from harvesting a lot of legal lobsters!
by QuacksO December 5, 2017
Get the We're biting for your lifemug. A line used to tell someone to fuck off by creating the visual image of a person using their mouth to cut a shit off as it leaves the sphincter.
by captaintumeke May 31, 2022
Get the Bite my shit offmug. It's both the fact that the truth hurts/reality bites you in the ass and the fact that reality is but a farcical performance which can be interpreted by many different people to be many different things and the statement is also an allusion to the idea that we live in a simulation which is actually an ancient theory said by many in many different ways predating Rizwan Virk, Nick Bostrom, Hans Moravec, Musk🙄 and even René Descartes and predstes before we were even able to understand what a simulation could be ("A dream within a dream") it becomes a clever allegorical play on words when spoken. Less complicated to interpret when written. A mad decent 90s movie aswell.
Person - "UGH I wish my life was as easy as my Sim's life is. Or as fun as my Persona's characters is. Reality Bites/Bytes!!!"
Person 2 - "Your sim was abducted by aliens, dood. Also I think your baby is on fire. Is that a person trapped in a pool because there is no ladder out?"
Person - "EXACTLY"
Person 2 - "Your sim was abducted by aliens, dood. Also I think your baby is on fire. Is that a person trapped in a pool because there is no ladder out?"
Person - "EXACTLY"
by Dr. Frayser April 7, 2022
Get the Reality Bites/Bytesmug.