Two week method

Technique for winning over a girl. After establishing to the girl that you care about her and want her, you ignore her at all cost for 2 weeks. After 2 weeks, text her “I miss you.”

Guy 1: bro, this girls playing hard to get, what should I do?
Guy 2: Hit her with the two week method, the tension will make her want you more.

by Jack5473 December 23, 2018

Two week list

A two week list is a list of the people who must not be allowed to live longer than you. Therefore, when you are told you have two weeks to live it is time to start checking off the names on your list.

It's basically a bucket list of murder.

That's it! I'm putting you on my two week list. You better hope I don't get sick!

by Godlessness April 20, 2011

Two feet and a heartbeat

Its a saying which to describe someone whos able. Possibly to do something for themselves or walk somewhere.

Friend: Can you pass me the remote?
Me: You got two feet and a heartbeat you go get it

by greenbeans&ham January 11, 2021

two second slider

A crap that takes only a couple of seconds to take; shoots out like a rocket; comes out very smoothly... A SHIT THAT IS UNIQUE BECAUSE WHEN YOUR ASS IS WIPED, THERE IS NO SHIT ON THE TOILET PAPER; A COMPLETELY CLEAN SHIT.

"oh man, i only like taking a shit if its a two second slider- otherwise, i feel dirty when i wipe..."

by jennifer nasherson December 17, 2008

Two Bottom Plow

Known in rural areas of the Midwest, this term is used for the dirty naughty farm bitches. If you find that dirty farmers daughter that wants two cocks in her ass simultaneously, just tell her Dad you are giving her the two bottom plow to keep things civil. The two bottom plow is defined as double penetration “plowing that field” in the anus.

Ole farmer Johnson’s daughter said she will let us do whatever we want to her, I say we give her the two bottom plow.

by Teamcletus April 11, 2019

Two-Headed Kangaroo

1. An extremely unattractive girl who walks in the bar and NO ONE calls dibs on.

2. A fat ugly whore.

*In Australian Accent* " Crikey!! It's a Two-Headed Kangaroo!!"

by SloppySeconds77 May 21, 2011

two second style

Quickly, in a hurry, pronto, hasty, fast, etc.

Relax, just wait, I'll be at your house fucking two second style.

by JhEf January 30, 2009