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Groot Test

When you're on Tinder or another dating app and you think that you you're talking to a bot, so you message them "I AM GROOT!". If it's a bot then they will get super confused and send a generic message and if they're actually real and get the reference then they hopefully wont unmatch you.

Named after the character Groot from Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy series, who can only say "I AM GROOT". Kinda like a pokémon.
Match: Hey there, whats up?
Me: I AM GROOT!
Match: Thats so cool! Hey, follow me on my instagram, definitelynotabot21103.
Me: yeah, you failed the Groot Test.
*unmatches
by Purveyor_of_Memes May 28, 2018
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Shower test

The shower test is a simple body fat/ body composition test for men, you can perform when you take a shower
Step 1. Stand up straight

Step 2. Look down

Step 3. If you're able to see your jewels/pubic hair then you pass. If can't see your jewels/pubic hair then you fail

The female version is slightly different, but you get the idea
Wow i didn't realize how fat i was, i failed the shower test this morning

If you failed the shower test, we need to lose some weight
by dudeinfarmville October 2, 2018
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reverse test-taking

Where you don't physically/emotionally feel up to insipidly wading through an entire 0%!$&@# textbook-article prior to taking the post-test, and so you simply take the test "first" instead of "last", skimming the book to locate just the answer to each question as you read it off from the test-sheet.
I was always a low-stamina student with short attention-span and poor concentration, so I always had to perform just the reverse test-taking method to pass my exams.
by QuacksO October 5, 2018
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crash test

Smoking opium or heroin in combination with methamphetamine. Results in a very jagged effect, jittery but with a less sharp edge, manically activated and feeling invincible yet with a sense of contented well being. Commonly displaying extreme indecision coupled with impulsive action, until the meth wears off (the crash). A crash test is more uppy than is free falling, and edgier than a speedball, as the meth tends to make it more energizing (and less euphoric) than the cocaine in the other combinations. Crash testing (as well as free falling) can be considered non-injected alternatives to speedballing.
Duke: Let's see, what's in the valise ... looks like a vial of what might be speed, and a baggie of ... some manner of brownish gummy powder.
Dr Gonzo: We can crash test and go to the casino and take them for every dollar we've ever lost to them, the parasites!
Duke: If we live through it, we'll be wealthy indeed! Until the bats catch up to us!
by insidiot October 27, 2018
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prick test

when a lady pokes you 30 times and you see what swells
The lady at the desk offered to take me around back for a prick test
by dkflsllala December 29, 2018
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tailgate test

when guys take out their erect penises and lay them on a tailgate to measure who has the bigger penis.
Lastnight Jim, Tony, and I had a tailgate test. Jim ended up having the biggest penis. Tony and I have the same size penis. Hey, atleast we tied for last!
by Johnny boy 386 March 4, 2019
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high test girl

any girl who appears to be on high testosterone
Before becoming gay lovers both bndrew and bardens enjoyed looking at high test girls
by mfdoge March 22, 2019
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