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Technomad

A individual that is free to wonder the globe/travels more often than not using all the tools of technology to simplify, educate, and better their life and interaction with their surroundings.
Technomads traveled the country amelessly, googling maps on the highway and making hotel reservations with our wireless internet connection.
by Lindsay Halston August 20, 2006
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ercall wood technology collage

ercall wood technology collage (shortned to ercall wood) (pronounced r-call) is a school full of chavs and emos. its is very trampy, has fights daily, no heating in the winter, and a bad rep
omg fight at ercall wood technology collage again today
by ercallhater July 27, 2011
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Technocracy

The ideal government where the best in all areas rule, instead of one man that doesn't know shit and will most likely make it worse for the country, which obviously isn't so good.
Omg, technocracy is teh pwnz0r.
by Aggression May 16, 2009
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emergency medical technician

The people who hold oxygen cylinder for the paramedics.
"Here, hold this," said the paramedic to the emergency medical technician.
by nyc14gauge November 3, 2006
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Mud-Vein Technique

A martial art technique pioneered by The Justin, which involves shoving your fist so far up someone's ass, that you are able to use two fingers to poke their eyes out from the inside. An ultra-violent method of creating good fun.
You best check yoself before I bust out the mud vein technique on yo ass.
by ~G~ October 22, 2004
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technocrat

A person that believes in the principles of Technocracy.
Howard is a technocrat.
by TrueTechnocrat December 12, 2003
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Universal Technical Institute

An automotive/diesel school located with in the United States. Founded a while ago, it is a school run by con artists who are destined to rip students off by making them pay an insane amount of money for pretty much no reason. They teach students how to rip costumers off at auto centers and most of the kids there have fart cans and crack V-tec on there honda civics!!! The school lacks the #1 thing that all men ACTUALLY WANT, which is sweet ass and pussy. Tits are a dying breed at the school, and if you even look at one of the girls to acknowledge them, you get kicked out for sexual harrasment and have your dick put in a meat blender. Most students rather do not make it there or do not make it in the real world, so the school is pretty much a huge failure and waist of money!!!
Guy 1...Dude, where the fuck are you going to school at?!?!?!
Guy 2...Ummm, some corn ball, hick school called Universal technical institute.
Guy 1...Yo bro..i heard that place was de shiznit!!! is it true
Guy 2...Well, if you dont wanna go anywhere in life and finally decide to turn gay, than that place is totally for you
Guy 1...Oh......
by De SHIZNIT November 22, 2011
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