Turtle Aquarium 

When you lock yourself in the bathroom with the water in the shower running to point it's boiling hot. You try your hardest to take biggest shit of your life so you can sweat more and lose as much weight as possible.

I need to drop 10 pounds this month so I'm going to head into the turtle aquarium twice a week.

Turtle Aquarium by Derry Murbles October 13, 2020

Turtle Aquarium 

When one enters the bathroom, turns on steaming hot water in the shower and proceeds to take a shit. The shit particles cling to the water vapour in the air creating a dense stench. For maximum effect, empty all the water out of the toilet so your turd is only hitting porcelain. Proceed to call a significant other into the bathroom, citing you need help with something, and relish their reaction of having to smell your airborne vaporized poo particles.

“Last night I made a Turtle Aquarium in the bathroom, and tricked Stacey into smelling it”

Turtle Aquarium by BullshitRhymes October 28, 2020

turtle shell 

That of which turtles spawn with.

"The shell on turtles, do they spawn with it?" -xQc on the topic of turtle shells

turtle shell by Nub Nublet October 30, 2020

Turtle toeing 

The act of being to fucking slow!

Hey mother fucker get your ass up and quit turtle toeing around!

Turtle toeing by Nr_stanky January 14, 2021

Turtle tuesday 

the best day where turtles are celebrated across the globe

aw man its turtle tuesday

Turtle tuesday by sircarno January 19, 2021

turtle tuesday 

the best day

i love turtle tuesday

turtle tuesday by sircarno January 19, 2021

Turtle-necking 

When you've been holing a shit in for too long and it starts to poke out.

I really need to find a lavatory, I'm turtle-necking.

Turtle-necking by AGBJ January 21, 2021