spankarang

Having a spankarang essentially means having a long masturbation session (spanking the monkey for a very long time; spanking a lot of monkeys at the same time)

Not to be mistaken for "bangarang" (Skrilex's most based song; extreme animal style sex that rhymes with orangutan)

We're gonna have a spankarang tonight ma boiii

by DDistrict February 6, 2026

Slonky Donk

A long big dickity tht flops

That boy john has the biggest slonky donk ive ever seen

by Anjali1024 February 15, 2026

Rank spank

A term used in the game of skat(31) to show victory!

Rank spank, throw your chip in!

by Jonny D April 1, 2004

wiki-spank

To correct someones false statement or draw their attention to easily accessible information by emailing them a link to the wikipedia entry. The equivalent of a google slap.

My friend Martin wiki-spanked me with a wikipedia entry on the Madness of Crowds.

by Alberova June 27, 2010

Digital Spank

n. a major event between a computer and you in which either an application punks you, or you punk the application. Usually used within the context of retaliation, it can involve any type of application from a website to a browser to a program.

Can be used as a verb: I digitally spanked Google!

I totally gave HuffPost a digital spank when I substituted characters like © to get my expletive-filled post past the comment moderators (ϝu©k)

by person from a city somewhere February 26, 2011

Full Spank

(noun) a spanktank which is filled to capacity. May be used to emphasize that one has made a sizeable contribution to one's amount of masurbation materials, or that one has not unloaded a sperm load in too long.

I just finished a download bender of tube sites, so I'm running on a Full Spank.

He must've had a Full Spank, because he blew a load of ropey dicksnot all over the place!

spanktank dicksnot

by MrLzrd June 3, 2011

douche-spanked

when you get verbally abused by another adult for being a major douche

I ate at a restaurant the other night, the waiter pulled me aside and douche-spanked me for leaving a $1 tip

by tjdabomb August 29, 2011