sperglord

(1) one who lords over ALL THE SPERGS

(2) one who freaks out for no reason

(1) "temply pecker is such a fucking sperglord. he needs to calm his tits."

(2) "i faked a relationship and rushed into a real one and am now mad that people are asking me about it. HATE YOU ALL SPERG SMASH"

by ggbbfb March 14, 2013

spermatologist

Any girl that is a specialist in the taste and consistency of sperm. Especially, as it is applied to her skin.

I had a date last weekend with a spermatologist. She was a dropout from cosmetology school. She failed at everything except facials. She's a real spermatologist.

by Askthe BeerGuys June 29, 2010

sperm beans

Slang for the portion of the male genitalia which manufactures sperm (the testicles).

Man, he ain't NEVER gonna be havin' no kids after THAT hit to da sperm beans!

by Abe Yancey November 10, 2008

Sperm Golf

Upon reaching climax the male tries to shoot the sperm projectile into his belly button. Much like regular golf, the object is to get the sperm into the hole. One shot is the best possible, two or more can be done if the male is capable of multiple ejaculations.

I got a hole in one playing sperm golf!

I'm better than Tiger Woods at cum golf than he is at regular golf!

by Hakysakysoup December 23, 2009

Sperryville, VA

A place in the middle of Virginia next to the Blue Ridge mountains with a good pizza joint, a good burger joint, and a good inbred family.

L-Z-Wheezy: Ay yo, Tyrese-a-peeza, wanna check out Sperryville, VA this weekend?? I hear they got some good pizza and burgers?

Tyrese-a-peeza: Ah no, L-Z-Wheezy, that place is all cracked out with three eyed camel lookin mutha whats roamin into the pizza and burger joints. Whitey be inbreedin it up in the Blue Ridge.

by podunkamunk913 October 29, 2010

spermy

To be covered in or to possess the characteristics of sperm.

1. That guy just shot his load... hes all spermy.

2. That guy/girl can't dance... she dances very spermy.

by 321steady December 8, 2007

sperm dumpster

a female that is so desperate for males to like her that she will have sex with any one even if she doesn't mean much to the male

That girl is such a sperm dumpster, she will do it with any guy.

by Snoopxc September 8, 2005