The act of preparing a nice big fresh bowl of home made guacamole, freezing it in the shape of a butt plug, putting the frozen guac-buttplug into your partner's ass, waiting for it to start to un-freeze and then fucking them in the ass. The result is often a brownish green mess that resembles the Usumacinta river in southeastern Mexico.
Dude I gave my girlfriend a Usumacinta Special last night. She really enjoyed, but was not happy with the mess it made. I don't think we will be eating tacos for a long time now.
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Get the Usumacinta Special mug.A sexual activity that involves the inhalation of powdered cocaine, from inside the genitals of an anonymous, for-hire sexual partner.
May also be reffered to as a Memphis White Lady, a Vegas All Nighter, Pink n' White, Dirty Snow, or the Texas Double Time.
May also be reffered to as a Memphis White Lady, a Vegas All Nighter, Pink n' White, Dirty Snow, or the Texas Double Time.
John: What can I get for $50?
Sparkle: You can whatever you want.
John: Can I get a Columbian special?
Sparkle: You supply the snow and you do what you please wit it.
Sparkle: You can whatever you want.
John: Can I get a Columbian special?
Sparkle: You supply the snow and you do what you please wit it.
by -SVEN- December 8, 2012
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guy 1 : that's a spud special no brainer LOL
guy 2 : buy that iphone for 800
guy 3 : aren't they like 600 new online anyway?
guy 1 : that's a spud special no brainer LOL
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