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If you say so.

A very polite way of calling someone a liar after they tell you something that you know is utter bullshit.
Man #1: I saw Elvis at the 711 this afternoon.

Man #2: Yeah, tell me another one.

Man #1: No, I really did see Elvis.

Man #2: If you say so.
by Bulldog6 December 27, 2008
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Why so serious?

A quote from the Joker in The Dark Knight, turned in to an internet fad/meme. Usually used on angry, emotional people who tend to go overboard or not understand jokes.
Man: God wtf!!! I hate the world, I want it to burn!
TDK fan: Why so serious?

Troll Topic Creator: Guess what!? I like watching gay men and humping my couch!
Foolish Poster: Wow wtf!? You are fucking messed up man, get some therapy.
Troll Topic Creator: lol, why so serious!?
by ryanxwonbin August 19, 2008
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So You See...

The All Powerful Phrase That A Character In A Dhar Mann Video Says Before Proceeding To Destroy The Universe
#1: Random Stupid Sentence
#2: Rebuttal
#1: So You See...
*#2 Proceeds To Implode*
by fwefff December 19, 2022
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So Not Funny Bone

The part of the body that your girlfriend or wife possesses that somehow allows her to get offended by something you've said that everyone else in the room finds hilarious.
Wow, that joke that Joe told about the priest, the pianist and the tromboner was great, but his chick is staring daggers at him. He must've hit her So Not Funny Bone.
by SmoovJC February 4, 2014
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So where's this going?

When a booty call has the wrong impression and is enquiring about making things exclusive or proposing the current informal 'relationship' develops into something more serious. This is extremely harrowing for males and is often introduced by females after coital relations. To avoid this situation it has been suggested to intervene directly after the "So" with an insult or toilet humour to 1. ruin the atmosphere 2. deviate the conversation and 3. make her reconsider you being boyfriend material.
Example 1.
Woman: "So....."
Man: "Have you put on weight?"

Example 2.
Woman: "So...."
Man: "Where's your toilet? I need to take a massive shit"

Be quick to ensure the full phrase of "So where's this going?" remains incomplete.
by Nfoolchand February 25, 2012
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Daddy that's so pp~

by hi idk wut dis is lol April 24, 2020
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This is so pee pee

Girl: I got a cat!
Guy:This is so pee pee
by Beter47 August 31, 2019
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