Shirt Bruiser

Slang for a horny homosexual male - especially one who doesn't wait until the shirt is off before getting down to business.

Kim: "That guy looks cute - I think I'll ask him out for coffee."
Jessica: "You're wasting your time if you want THAT kind of action. He's a shirt bruiser."

by Cool4Katz June 4, 2024

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Crunchy Shirt

When you are punching the clown and forget to bring the tissues. In your state of panic before you climax, you reach for the closest thing to blow your load into, a shirt. Latter when you are out of laundry for work, the only thing you have left to wear is the shirt you shot all your sperm into and it is very crunchy.

Man, I haven't done laundry in three weeks and I had to were this crunchy shirt.

by NERV2005 September 17, 2018

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mascara on shirt

When your soft cock partner has to soothe his bit on the side after their very disappointing love making

She was so mascara on shirt, furious because he failed to satisfy her

by Learntosatisfyarealwoman March 13, 2018

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Shirt

in white supremacist circles, someone not fully devoted to the cause: not a brownshirt or a blackshirt.

Ignore him, bro; he's just a shirt. You said the truth.

by mjxwn2019 December 14, 2020

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Idk why the faq anyone would look this up but ok here u go
A piece of clothing in which you put over your nonexistent abs and one type of shirt could go all the way over your chicken arms or one type could cover only half, or less.
In conclusion, a shirt is something guys don't like to wear

Danny: mom where's my shirttt?!
Daniel: in the closet dumbas-
Danny: ok imma put it over my big abs! And my big arms!!
Daniel: what abs?-

by MiLk bOi 🥛 May 8, 2021

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