sexy mike 

HE is a sexy pigeon man who takes pictures of toes. but he loves licking pigs with his bernie sanders buttwhole.
he twerks out naked shrek's on saturday's in MAC DONALDS . he rides frog people

aww man a SEXY MIKE

sexy mike by IDK SEXY MIKE September 11, 2020

sexy dexy 

The sexiest of cats named dexter. He is the cutest chunky boy of all

I miss my sexy dexy, Lemme see my sexy dexy, Give sexy dexy a lil kiss on the forehead.

sexy dexy by sSeeksi November 8, 2020

Sexy School Dream 

When you have a dream about you being at school and your either just nude or maybe or fucking someone?

whoever: hey what was your dream last night
you: oh i had a sexy school dream

Sexy School Dream by ballslicker9000but69 February 11, 2021

Sexy julian 

A sexy ass mexican that can get it any day of the week.

DAYUM! He's definitely a sexy Julian!

Sexy julian by Moanas finger April 12, 2021

sexy cuddle

This is an act where you penetrate your partner and instead of continuing to have sex you sit there and enjoy one another’s time or just hang out.

“Hey babe wanna go watch a movie and sexy cuddle?”

sexy cuddle by Longjonsmoses April 26, 2021

Sexy Maisie 

Beautiful girl, usually music mad. Looks like a fox. Twee fashion sense and a classic Zooey Deschanel lover.

Person 1: God! I love a Sexy Maisie.

Person2: Me too, my friend.

Sexy Maisie by ijustgotatextfrommycrush September 1, 2021

Sexy indifference 

One’s sexual appeal as manifest through the appearance of not caring, whatsoever, how they appear. This is not to be confused with being classless, boho chic, homeless, attention-seeking in trashed street wear or unsanitary, but rather, sports reasonably priced items that fit relatively well, are relatively clean and involved very little thought, as well as limits grooming and engages in frequent, but not obsessive fitness. Think Ben Affleck (most times) and perhaps above average looking women with healthy BMIs who wear Havianas or worn-in Chuck Taylors. Also, this person wouldn’t care, whatsoever, about being sexy indifferent - they just are.

When he wears his crocks, a t-shirt and jeans to work, Ricky exudes sexy indifference. He literally does not give a fuck what anything thinks, and I don’t even know if he knows it, and if he does know it, he wouldn’t care or change in the slightest way. Sighhhhhh, so sexy.

Sexy indifference by Takasaki September 14, 2021