Sexy Squad

Sexy

Boy: *looks at squad member*
Squad member: *licks lips*
Boy: *seduced*
Sexy squad- the best

by A Member of the Sexy Squad December 19, 2019

Sexy Jesus

When people are actually attracted to Jesus because of his handsome appearance.

Ironically, Jesus wasn't actually all that good looking according to the bible:

"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him."-Isaiah 53:2

Most people seem to be attracted to Sexy Jesus when in reality Jesus wasn't all that beautiful

by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018

sexy underoos

Lingerie that a man buys for his wife as a last resort, when he is desperate for sex.

Ted: Did you hear about the new sexy underoos that Jim bought for his wife?

Marty: Yeah, I heard that they've hadn't had sex in over a year!

by Slimyboston July 30, 2016

Sexy Hobo

A Sexy Hobo is a homeless man who might not have any money, but he can show you a real good time in his box.

I am a ugly virgin so I fucked a Sexy Hobo in his box, but he also got me hooked on crystal meth.

by Mystical_Voodoo November 2, 2020

sexy cup

A sexy cup is a cup that has a picture of something/someone that is sexy. You would then take the cup and put it up your ass. As your about to cum, you take out the cup and cum in it, then gift it to someone you like or the person that's on the cup

Guy one: I got you something!
Girl one: what is it?
Guy one: it's a sexy cup!
Girl one: oh my God thank you!

by Brookcat April 14, 2022

Sexy Pickle

A sexy pickle is the rarest and most beautiful of all creatures. No girl could possibly hope to compare to a sexy pickle in any aspect. A sexy pickle is in a way an alpha female, the most beautiful of all females, the sweetest voice of all females, the best smelling of all females, and the best freckles of all females. One thing to take caution about sexy pickles is their high sex drive. Although not at all overwhelming, it can be surprising how often this creature of pure beauty can lust. There is only one sexy pickle in existence, and nothing can ever compare to her. Sorry boys you are all shit out of luck because she is mine.

My heart melted when I looked into my sexy pickles eyes.

I love my sexy pickle.

by gamer_69 September 16, 2022

Sexy Jebus

An utterance often screamed out after a terrifying or startling instance.

"Oh Sexy Jebus! Oh Sexy Jebus, help meh!"

by Marauder Shagger February 7, 2009