Santa Fe

A slang term for being drunk. It represents the destination of being hammered.

That guys already downed 10 beers, he’s well on his way to Santa Fe.

by peaktundra August 12, 2023

San Diego Santa Clause

When you jizz on her face to make a beard and then say “Ho Ho Ho”

I messed up and gave my girl a San Diego Santa Clause. She was pissed

by ScumbagsAnonymous January 31, 2021

Santa scye

Putting on Santa boots and diving into ones ass while lubricated in esters gravy

Last night I heard some seniors at the retirement center tried Santa scye. Safe to say they were exhausted after.

by scyescrazyassworld February 24, 2024

Santa

Santa is a non-existing man. The legend of Santa Claus can be traced back hundreds of years to a monk named St. Nicholas. It is believed that Nicholas was born sometime around A.D. 280 in Patara, near Myra in modern-day Turkey. Much admired for his piety and kindness, St. Nicholas became the subject of many legends. Santa usually wears red and green clothes. Most parents tell their childeren that Santa will come down their chimney at night on Christmas Eve ( 24th December ). It is really just their parents putting presents underneath their Christmas tree. Childeren might stop believing in him around the age of 8-10.

Katie: Mum, is Santa real?
Katie's mum: Yes, sweetheart.
We have no proof of Santa being real!!

by Angxlii December 24, 2022

santa claus

that guy on to cath a predator who always gets away

chris hansen: aw man i wanna catch santa claus but hes too fast

by mr binoculars December 15, 2020

Santa

A man that breaks into a house and eats your milk and cookie... He also give kids coal

Santa is not St.Nicholas you stupid little shit.

by manwomen September 10, 2020

Santa

A slang term referring to non-existent figures that commoners (mainly children) commonly think to akcually exist, e.g. a female Tom Cruise who also likes wearing sunglasses

I never believed in Santa, but when my friend said there’s a female Tom Cruise out there, I was like, ‘This sounds like a classic case of Santa logic!’

by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025