Santa

A creepy man that dose cokecaine on your childs willy on the 24th of december and then sleeps with your sister

Mom whats santa

Santa is a very creepy man

by Secret puma December 2, 2023

santa

a big fat red and white dude that delivers billions of presents overnight

oh wow its santa!

by caligulove68 December 4, 2023

blue santa hat

a hat only faggots and lesbians wear.

“OMG! did you see Eva wearing the blue santa hat? she looks so dumb!!”
“I know!!!!”

by pasha63 December 7, 2023

Blue Santa

When one strangles their penis and testicles at the base, causing their member to turn blue - then taking your sack and throwing it up over the top of your shaft. This is referred to as a Blue Santa.

"Brian got drunk at the work Christmas party again, after one too many fireball shots he showed pulled his pants down and showed the entire office his Blue Santa!"

by D Kay December 18, 2023

Blue Gloved Santa

A Santa that forgets his gloves at the strip club, so he has to borrow an elf’s blue gloves.

We heard Santa exclaim as he flew out sight, “I left my gloves at the damn strip club last Friday night,” but Daniel the elf came tip toeing by and brought Santa a pair of his blue ones to try (blue gloved santa).

by DJTruth December 10, 2022

Santa

A guy who flies around on Christmas Eve and gives gifts to children. If he wasn't magic, he would have had a heart attack by now.
Might be a pedophile. I don't think so.

Child- Is Santa coming?
Father- Yea

by Donutapplesauce December 21, 2022

Santa

a fucking nonce, have you seen the age between santa and mrs clause?

Santa the nonce

by HazzaGazza08 December 24, 2022