Santa

Pure evil, a big fat paedophile who "sees you when you're sleeping" and "knows when you're awake. That's some scary shit like, I'd rather sleep in fucking peace.

Santa is evil, after all his name is an anagram of Satan. Perhaps he is Satan's apprentice?

by UltimateDoge August 28, 2022

Warm Santa

When you share a Santa costume with another person, and they fart or defecate in the suit before giving it you.

Frankie did you warm Santa this suit before I put it on?

by SporkyBorky January 5, 2025

Santa

the guy who breaks and enters each year

hey jerry, remember santa?
yeah he triggered my alarms.

by beanandcheesebean December 10, 2019

Operation Santa Claus

Secretly placing tracking devices in 500 different gifts, then dropping them off at all the registered Toys for Tots bins in the State of New Jersey. Next, sit back and watch.

Operation Santa Claus was a slam dunk, since the tags wouldn't be discovered until the operation was over.

by Tin Man 8 October 30, 2022

Santas Bag

When you can see a males genitalia through clothing.

"I can see Brandon's sexy Santas Bag through his wrestling clothes.

by StacyTara March 27, 2009

Santa

Santa is a fat bastard that doesn't exist. He used to be called St. Nicolas and travels round the world delivering presents on Christmas Eve.

Look mum it's santa!!

by Tjasus December 29, 2018

Santa

Fake person that your parents tell you is real and comes once a year when it’s actually your parents and they want you to be 5 and think it’s real

*chrismas eve*Parents:Santa is coming tonight!You have to go to bed early.
Parents at 12 am:*Puts presents under tree*

by Therandombee November 27, 2019