redneck sausage

Big and ugly piece of shit

Why do you moan so loudly in the toilet? Are you masturbating there?!
No , sorry , I just make a redneck sausage

by TrumpStump December 16, 2016

Redneck Girl

A redneck girl likes to cruise in daddy's pickup truck
And a redneck girl plays her heart when she's down on her luck
Livin' for Friday afternoon
She's gonna show one ol' boy that weekend moon
And I pray that someday I will find me a redneck girl
A redneck girl likes to stay out all night long
She makes sweet rock and roll while she listens to the country songs
She's waiting for that moment of surrender
Her hands are callused but her heart is tender
And I pray that someday I will find me a redneck girl
Ooh gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Yeah gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Redneck girl got her name on the back of her belt
She got a kiss on her lips for her man and no one else

The Coyote is howlin' out on the prairie
First comes love, then comes marriage!
And I pray that someday I will find me a redneck girl
Ya gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
You've got to gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Gime a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl, oh
Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl

by Txorromorro March 6, 2025

redneck bandaid

AKA, the homeAID

Using whatever is around to create a BandAid. Materials usually include tape and a paper towel/a piece of toilet paper.

When I cut myself on accident, I made a redneck bandaid since I didn't want to grab a one from downstairs .

by P E N G U I N May 23, 2023

Redneck Yodel

The sound a country boy makes when he vomits.

We caught Sean redneck yodeling off the deck after one too many PBR Extras's.

by Redneck7104 July 22, 2022

lord of rednecks

king of the south

Lord of rednecks is a paradox of king of the south

by Arcane Master March 17, 2015

Redneck bidet

Carefully pinching your anus as a log is dropping to create a splash, creating enough of a splash to clean your asshole

Went drinking last night and I’m stuck at work w/ swamp ass
on a 12 hour shift w/ no baby wipes , just had to do a redneck bidet

by Falkowitz December 8, 2020

Redneck snob

Noun: A simple person who is a bit red-neck, but also likes to embrace the finer things in life.

Adjective: A way to describe someone or something that is red-neck as all get out but has a feel of fancy.

Verb: Acting in a way that boast of a little bit hillbilly and a little bit Beverly Hills.

"She is such a redneck snob. She will use duct tape for any fix, pour lighter fluid onto lit charcoal, shoots guns, and swears enough to make her mama cringe.but she also wears pearls, wants all of her tattoos to be able to be covered and gets her nails done regularly."

"Is she pouring her warm Busch lite into that pilsner? How very redneck snob of her"

"Sometimes she goes all redneck snob and garnishes the brats with fancy herbs."

by RedneckSnobOG June 29, 2021