Real Quick

an interjection that's used when you are absolutely NOT going to be quick. Used to sneak into conversations by fooling people into believing that you will be quick even though you are going to be anything but.

Person 1: the other day I was walki-

Person 2: hey, real quick, last night I went out to dinner and had the best burger I've ever eaten. It reminded me of when I was a little boy and my pop used to grill them for us. Every 4th of July we would get together and have a big barbecue for the neighborhood and they called me and my pop the burger bros. He taught me 2 things in life: burgers, and auto parts. I took this knowledge with me when I opened up my first business: Burgers & Bearings. It was a very successful burger restaurant/auto parts store until the health inspector deemed it a 'health risk' due to a little bit of grease on the food. I mean come on, a little bit of dirt never hurt anybody. But he disagreed, so I took my talents to Tinker. Back when I was at Tinker I had the world in the palm of my hands. Everybody on the block knew that when I was around, shit was getting DONE. Every auto parts store within a 1,000 mile radius knew to look out for me. So I used that popularity to spread my wings and become a master mixologist in a very busy bar in the Hamptons, where I made around $20,000 per night.

Person 3: yeah he left 10 minutes ago, you don't have to keep goi-

Person 2: hey, while I got you here, real quick........

by the rusty trombonerr December 21, 2022

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The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

A sentence in english containing every word in the alphabet. Most used in text font downloading websites.

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog is a silly sentence!

by dswqsa895 February 2, 2023

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bobcat quickie

a place to eat when hungover if you attend the college of Texas State Univeristy.

Bobcat Quickie would slap right now.

by the guy with many names February 3, 2023

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The Quickness

An expression said with emphasis and used to describe someone reacting (with or without reflex) with such grace and speed that it seems effortless. Anybody is capable of demonstrating The Quickness if their mind and reflexes are sharpened.

(2 men watching a video of a store owner disarming a robber with relative ease)
Man 1: "Dude, that was so smooth and fast, it's like he wasn't even trying!"
Man 2: "Bruh, The Quickness!"
(men laugh because they are stoned)

by somepasserby February 11, 2023

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