cement pond 

noun - an inground swimming pool.
entymology: from the Beverly Hillbillies show on tv used the term to describe their swimming pool.

Jethro: Hey Pa! I'm gonna take me a dip in the cement pond!

cement pond by Corn Flake October 28, 2006

Pond life 

Pond life is a term mainly used by London blokes to decribe scum. Pond life could be a family shacked up in a cold smelly flat with the mum bed ridden, the man out of work and spending his benefits on cheap value beer and cannabis whilst 7 kids run around aimlessly smashing windows and swearing. They will probably have a pit bull for a dog who never gets walked and has actually experianced the effects of heroin. They will undergo there 'weekly' shop very rarely and will gather as less goods to merely survive.

Dave: You alrite steve,
Steve: Yeh mate just see fucking whats name.
Dave: Who?
Steve: Wayne Roberts?
Dave: Oh not that cunt, last time i heard he was shacked up on smack with a fat state for a bird.
Steve: Not wrong mate , proper pond.
Dave: Yeh proper pond life.

Pond life by Thomas Graham Alexander January 19, 2009

poundin the poon 

1. the act of sex/ sexual intercourse

2. an act which is best prformed in the beed room

tom: hey mike you want to chill later

mike: i would man but tina's commin over

tom: o ya you gonna be poundin the poon?

"frank can never do anything any more cuz hes always bussy pounding the poon"

"last night i was over sarah's and i totaly pounded the poon!"

poundin the poon by Derrick D March 23, 2006

Pounding Sand Down a Rathole 

An expression used to signify a menial or fruitless task; frequently to be preformed by someone not of sound mind or full capacity.

Giving money directly to a hopeless alcoholic to help him improve his situation is like pounding sand down a rathole.

Pounding Sand Down a Rathole by modtrtr March 6, 2009

300 Black men for 2 Pounds! 

Clash Of Clans Moment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Guy 1: Guess what i bought for 2 pounds
Guy 2: 300 Black men for 2 pounds!

300 Black men for 2 Pounds! by anonymous May 15, 2023

plunderton

Slang description of a person who is terminally clumsy.

She always had a reputation as a total plunderton, dropping whatever she carried and running smack into people on the street.

plunderton by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2019

Dogs in the Pond 

A variation of Dogs in the Tub; While banging someone who has a large vagina or "Loose Burger" due to child birth. A gentleman places his testicles inside the woman along with his penis. Thus making it easier for the entry of the 'Dogs'.

Ingrid was sad after she had a child because her beef curtains had been destroyed. Harvey cheered her up by putting his dogs in the pond.

Dogs in the Pond by G.T. Collins June 13, 2009