Pork Shield

Another word for a man’s foreskin.

Dude, I got so wasted I somehow got jelly beans stuck in my pork shield.

by SticNanfield December 12, 2018

pork organ

ye safe

well a pork organ is the ANUS...ANAL WHOLE!

" yo dude tat is one bad smell from ur pork organ ! "

"Holy shit you have one loud pork organ! "

by okkoolking April 3, 2007

the dequavious pork of the situation

the elephant in the room

"the dequavious pork of the situation is that he's lying to me!"

"once you grasp the dequavious pork of the situation then you can talk"

by boofinthetrap November 21, 2025

pulling the pork

Family friendly version of “taking the piss”

“He’s pulling the pork”

by Crondom February 13, 2024

Pork the Pringles

When you stick your dick in an empty Pringles can

Harris: Tonight I'm gonna sit back, relax, and pork the Pringles.

by DukeOfNarwhals July 12, 2018

have pork

Similar in nature to "have beef", to have pork means to have an argument or disagreement with someone, mainly because of gossip, friendship losses, bullying etc with someone of the Jewish or Muslim faith.

That Adolf guy seems to really have pork with those bankers for some reason. What's up with that? It seems unfounded.

by DontWorryImJewish July 12, 2024

Pork Scratchings

Means you’re running low on money, or have no money to do anything when it comes to going out with your mates
Or saving the last amount of your money left and staying indoors until the next payday

Friend; “come out with the boys tonight for a few pints”
You; “nah I can’t tonight mate I’m running off pork scratchings at the minute until my next payday”
Friend; “no worries mate catch you next time”

by Madferit🍋 October 29, 2023