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palooka police

when a palooka fucks up, the palooka police are at the scene. includes parents, teachers, nosey neighbors, real police, etc
I spilled a drink in the kitchen and my fucking palooka police parents walk in to bitch about it
by Palookafuck May 3, 2005
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fritner police 'orse

To be so ugly that you could 'frighten a police horse'.
Man 1 "Look at the top bollacks on that!"
Man 2 "Yeh but av you seen her face, she could 'fritner police 'orse!"
by Klausey September 15, 2009
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Riot Police

The people who single- handedly break the antifa in half
"GET BACK! GETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACK!"-Riot Police
by (☞ຈل͜ຈ)☞ June 6, 2017
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Open Door Policy

a policy that requires all doors to remain open at all times, generally due to an ex-convict's aversion to doors being closed because they make him feel like he's back in the joint
House guest: Man, what the hell you opening the bathroom door for when I'm in there takin' a shit?!
Home owner (ex-con): If you're gonna stay here you're gonna have to abide by the Open Door Policy.

House guest: What the hell you talkin' about?!
Home owner (ex-con): Ever since I did that 6 months in Statesville, I can't have any doors closed in my house. I get to feeling like I'm locked in and I bug the fuck out, Dogg. The Open Door Policy is as much for your safety as for mine.
House guest: That seems fair, homie.
by jeanshorts August 16, 2010
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police officer

pig 😼✨
person 1:cops/police officers are pigs 😃👍🏽
every single white boy namesd mason, jake or wyatt: NOT ALL COPS ARE BAD

everyone else: acab
by shrekshairylefttoenail September 7, 2020
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policy

A relationship between two people defined by extreme politeness, and an aversion to offense of and kind-real or perceived.
Superficial, this may or may not lead to deeper friendship.
Marc pondered on the high level of policy in his relationship with Chesterfield. They bent over backwards to be nice to each other.
by Sense December 2, 2004
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Haram police

Police who object to the wrong doing of haram thingz
We the force of haram police are here to un do the haram doings.
by Jonny Dings November 26, 2020
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