Individuals who align with politicians not to serve the citizens, but to scrape up benefits, contracts, or crumbs from the political table.
by Boss MerRy July 23, 2025
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You: "Oh, when did this world become so political"
You: "oh"
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by Jacob Vilianas August 8, 2025
Get the Political mug.A person who is so fucking inbred and dense, they have to bring up politics even when the topic at hand, doesn't even fucking remotely relate to politics.
Usualy in the comment section of an Instagram or TikTok post, pulling the most bullshit reason out of their ass about how Trump is at fault for a car accident in Georgia, or natural disaster in a different fucking country.
This person usually doesn't have friends, due to the fact they make politics and hating Trump their whole personality. They also lack empathy towards mainly Democratic people, and/or say stupid, rude, or threatening things to people, because of their fucking political opinion. They are also genuinely the most miserable people to be around.
Usualy in the comment section of an Instagram or TikTok post, pulling the most bullshit reason out of their ass about how Trump is at fault for a car accident in Georgia, or natural disaster in a different fucking country.
This person usually doesn't have friends, due to the fact they make politics and hating Trump their whole personality. They also lack empathy towards mainly Democratic people, and/or say stupid, rude, or threatening things to people, because of their fucking political opinion. They are also genuinely the most miserable people to be around.
News - "Breaking news tonight a 5 year old girl has died in a crash on I-95 in Georgia"
Political Person - "Uhhhg, this would never have happened if Trump wasn't president"
Normal Person - "Can you shut the fuck up dude! Why the fuck do you blame Trump for fucking everything? And go take a shower, you smell like ass!"
Political Person - "Uhhhg, this would never have happened if Trump wasn't president"
Normal Person - "Can you shut the fuck up dude! Why the fuck do you blame Trump for fucking everything? And go take a shower, you smell like ass!"
by Urban_Alien_69 August 25, 2025
Get the Political Person mug.Favoring a side of the political spectrum unfairly. Basically, all definitions on UD about politics, institutions, parties, etc.
Curious Carter: Hmm.. I wonder what liberalism means
Definitely Not Biased Definition: Liberalism is common sense! Conservatives suck! Blah blah blah
Curious Carter: Well that doesn’t help at all. This is Political Bias!
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Curious Carter: I wonder what DOGE is..
Definitely Not Biased Definition: DOGE is the best thing to happen to murica! They’re the best no matter what!
Curious Carter: Why is it all Political Bias?
Definitely Not Biased Definition: Liberalism is common sense! Conservatives suck! Blah blah blah
Curious Carter: Well that doesn’t help at all. This is Political Bias!
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Curious Carter: I wonder what DOGE is..
Definitely Not Biased Definition: DOGE is the best thing to happen to murica! They’re the best no matter what!
Curious Carter: Why is it all Political Bias?
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Person B: Well, stop being a fence-sitter. I hope you don't like your personal information being personal.
Person A, telling their friend about the incident: Great, I said one little thing and I'm getting doxxed.
Person C: That's politics for ya.
Person B: Well, stop being a fence-sitter. I hope you don't like your personal information being personal.
Person A, telling their friend about the incident: Great, I said one little thing and I'm getting doxxed.
Person C: That's politics for ya.
by anonymous August 30, 2025
Get the Politics mug.A state in which the ideological boundaries between the Left and Right become so blurred and nuanced that they appear virtually indistinguishable, raising questions about whether any meaningful difference exists at all. In greyscaled politics, the stark contrasts of partisan identity give way to a subdued spectrum, where rival parties adopt overlapping policies, share comparable economic orthodoxies, and converge on issues once thought to mark their distinctiveness. This blurring of political colour not only diminishes the clarity of ideological choice for the electorate but also encourages cynicism, disillusionment, and the sense of a homogenised political class.
Person 1: "You know what I’ve started calling Labour these days? Blue Labour. They sound more like Conservatives every election."
Person 2: "Ha! And the Tories might as well be Red Tories the way they borrow old Labour slogans when it suits them."
Person 1: "Exactly. Half the time I can’t tell who’s meant to stand for what anymore."
Person 2: "That’s Greyscaled Politics for you, when the Left and the Right blur so much that all you’re left with is different shades of the same grey."
Person 2: "Ha! And the Tories might as well be Red Tories the way they borrow old Labour slogans when it suits them."
Person 1: "Exactly. Half the time I can’t tell who’s meant to stand for what anymore."
Person 2: "That’s Greyscaled Politics for you, when the Left and the Right blur so much that all you’re left with is different shades of the same grey."
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