Master Period

A time in a womans monthly cycle where no plug, pill or man can stop the blood river from flowing.

My wife came home and i asked "Why so serious?", she said "Shut up man, i'm on a Master Period!"

by Beatsilver October 19, 2018

womens periods

Every month after women cut off their penises they bleed for 3 to 10 days and peel off their skin during on after the process. This is called our menstrual cycle, an effect of our reproductive system (i think)

“Hey! Have you peeled this month?”
“Excuse me?”

peel - the body’s way of cleansing a woman's skin.

womens periods

by @harukisser May 24, 2021

Cetacean period

basically the cretaceous but with cetaceans, they took up the roles of ALL cretaceous animals, from the tall Balaenoptitan beverlyensis to the swift but small Tursiopraptor packiapex

we have found a new fossil from the cetacean period! we call it the orcinusaurus rex, discovered the fossil in pee pee creek formation of goobertown arkansas

by Somateria fischeri July 30, 2025

period pirate

Someone who only goes down on a woman during their period

Heard Andy went down on his girlfriend last night when she's on her period?

Ah it's fine mate, he's a period pirate

by Treyeful September 15, 2020

periodicating

Woman who is bitchy cuz she is on her period

Trish was periodicating today !

by Lynn c November 15, 2017

periodic affection

Refers to da occasional hugs, kisses, hand-claps, pats on the head/back, shoulder-scrunchies, etc. dat at a cuddly dude gives a visiting lady-friend to ensure dat she never feels ignored, lonesome, or "left out" for too long during periods while he's busying himself with "bachelor chores" like housework, vehicle-maintenance, etc.

I met a nice lady on Tagged.com who is wonderful company whenever she visits, but she has physical infirmities dat make her unable to just effortlessly tag along wif me while I go about my daily duties around da house and garage, so I always make sure to shower her wif plenty of periodic affection so dat she feels reassured dat I remember dat she's there and appreciate her spending time wif me.

by QuacksO October 10, 2019

period

Some dumb shit bitches say 24/7

Her: "That N**ga ain't shit"
Friend: "Thats on period boo"

by Dat1RealNigga April 13, 2023