north pole status

When something or somewhere is really really really cold. Almost as if you were in the North Pole

The classroom was north pole status, I needed 3 sweatshirts and a blanket.

by Tara Sugimoto September 4, 2013

South Pole Elf

An individual that thrives on ruining the excitement and wonder of others.

"Wind and Solar are the future of power!"
"Yeah, idiot, who needs falcons and desert tortoises anyway?"
"Wow...you are definitely a South Pole Elf."

by Kind Cruelty November 20, 2021

pole smogger

One who sucks dick.

Quinn is such a pole smogger.

by Ar033 July 23, 2017

Pole Palmer

A Pen Merchant who statpads against teams like Everton

Some mom: My 6 year old scores so many penalties
Me: Hes a Pole Palmer regen i see

by BukayoSakaLover2004 July 4, 2024

Glad Pole

A euphemism for a penis.

Mark presented his glad pole to Ruth and she promptly took him to the bone zone.

by Markus_Aurelius22 June 17, 2022

Connecticut Pole Vault

When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”

“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”

by matty crowcrow May 24, 2021

Smelly Pole

A smelly Pole is a person who has Polish heritage, they often have thick accents and get made fun of for a long pointy nose as part of their facial features, they often have thinning hair and get told about their balding quite a bit, this annoys them.

"Hey, smelly Pole get over here"
"My hair isn't that thin (said with very thick Polish accent)

by Big man Frank August 19, 2022