scout bird

The dead offspring of the Spycrab, being in Team Fortress 2 flying around the surroundings of pl_upward and ctf_2fort for half a day before Valve patched the glitch, knocking the species into extinction. The scout bird was discovered by a lone youtuber in the wild playing plr_hightower when he found a bug caused by the Atomizer recent patch. This bug was performed by holding the Mad Milk and dying in spawn, dropping the milk on the floor, and picking it up while holding down m1 with the mad milk in hand. Doing this causes the scout to enter an A-posed state. In this state, you are allowed infinite double jumps, allowing the scout to fly. Note that the scout cannot attack during this state. Unfortunately, the TF2 team saw this bug and quickly patched it up before it was a day old.
those scout birds should get kicked...
by tf2faninc March 30, 2018
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Jonathan Bird

Top shagger and absolute unit. The next Michael Jordan, James Harden and Kobe Bryant. Constantly dunking on these bitches.
Pro basketball player. Ballin on these bitches
Did you see Jonathan Bird last night, damn
by Kejdjej February 11, 2021
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Baby bird

When you are drunk making out and he/she burp/pukes in your mouth.
Bro, so me and Lissa were tongue wrestling at the bar and she baby birded me.
by StraightFlushPlumbing September 15, 2018
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Bird leaf

It's a feather that comes from a bird
by Epicfalcon21 October 29, 2020
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Samuel Bird

Massive alpha male, still plays fortnite, any female with 10 miles of him gets instantly impregnated, kinda cringe tho
oh my god its samuel bird, *instantly dies from his alpha maleness* then plays fortnite
by #1 Sam bird fan February 14, 2020
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bird shitivity

the theory of why birds shit all over everything so much.
the theory is that of you piss them off they will shit all over everything of yours and your neighbors.
Beth: i have this theory of why the birds are shitting all over everything; we cut down those trees and now they are pissed off at us.
mike: you should call it the theory of bird shitivity.
by Travis Seedil April 21, 2008
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