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clock

a big dick in small girl that love a bleding bum
by ziyasssssss September 10, 2023
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clock

A measuring device of something we will always be in shortage of.
Hot clock.
yeah the time is tickin' even faster now.
Woah.
by The legitimate definer June 19, 2017
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Zombie Clock

A clock that, after having been bitten by a zombie, uses blood-coagulation rates to calculate approximately how long until you will become a zombie. When the clock finally counts down to 0:00:00, you are craving brains.
Better pull that trigger before her zombie clock hits zero....
by Asdf Jkl; January 4, 2011
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Tom O’ Clock

Falling asleep before 10 pm, even on weekends.
Fuckin Tom knocked at Tom O’ Clock, on Friday night...
by Camye March 18, 2019
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Clock

by Anthony2582 January 6, 2019
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Clock Locking

The illusion of time going incredibly slow generally caused by locking eye contact with a clock.
Sophie: "Seriously, this has been the slowest hour of my life"
Rob: "Stop clock locking yourself"
by trebortron June 5, 2013
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Clock Sucker

Oh dude Jacob kept me up all night

That damn clock sucker
by Poopcockshit March 17, 2024
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