A jizz cocktail is what happens when a girl sleeps with several men in a short space of time without a condom. The result a mixture of jizz aka a jizz cocktail.
by SmellyJenna May 17, 2014
Your ol’ lady gave me blue balls, I really need to take a jizz
My ol’ lady caught me jerking off, so I had to stop, now I got blue balls and I really need to take a jizz
My ol’ lady caught me jerking off, so I had to stop, now I got blue balls and I really need to take a jizz
by KaySee101 October 26, 2017
by billsmashole May 10, 2011
An extremely erotic imagining that can be summoned forth when you feel the time is right to bust a nut.
1. Dude, my jizz hook is your mum's rack,
2. I need to find a new jizz hook, pearl necklaces just don't do it for me anymore!
2. I need to find a new jizz hook, pearl necklaces just don't do it for me anymore!
by The Commandante March 08, 2010
that thing the docor gives you when he squeezes your fuck balls, and you dranch the cup with spermeys
by james thurmus July 11, 2003
jizz and tonic
by dai low 2 June 14, 2009
Large White Male with Blonde Hair. Enjoying anime and videogames, as well as comic books and sitting around on his fat ass. Also known as Trevor.
by His Excellency, H.R.E. February 04, 2009