international circle-jerk

a web of international alliances so complex that nobody really knows who's allied with who.

the cause of the first world war.
"first franz ferdinand was shot...and then there was such a massive international circle-jerk going on that everybody felt that they had to get involved."
by tangerine kicks daisies November 17, 2008
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circle jerk chicken

When men all jerk each other off in a circle and they are also eating jerk chicken.
Hey, I just had a tasty circle jerk chicken
by Helovesthistown February 23, 2014
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Jerk Off Condom

An off brand, damaged, or expired condom that you would not feel safe using for sex but could still be used to jerk off into.
Man: Did you bang Amie last night or what, dude?

Dude: Hell yeah, I tore that pussy up. I was all out of condoms though so I had to grab one from your drawer.

Man: Shit, you'd better buy that slut some plan B and get your dick tested...the only thing in that drawer were jerk off condoms.
by iandiablo March 16, 2011
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Jolly jerk January

Men have the right to jerk off whenever they want and nobody can get mad at them.
Son are you jerking off right now!!!!” “Yea it’s jolly jerk January
by Gotta love chicken from popeys November 26, 2021
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Jamaican Circle Jerk

A highly localised twist on the traditional circle jerk, this variant requires all members of the circle jerk to have full bottles of Red Stripe Beer lodged in their anuses. The idea is to absorb as much Red Stripe through the rectum, as possible before climaxing.
- "Yo, Brent, you coming to the Jamaican Circle Jerk tomorrow?"

-"Yeah, but first I gotta pick up a case of Red Stripe"
by Hildegaard Van Heusen April 14, 2012
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jerk it and kirk it

To whack the cock of an extremely obese man whether through the means of a handjob or of that of self pleasure usu. with very strange intentions such as autoerotic asphyxiation.
Did you see Jimmy jerk it and kirk it with a bag on his head and duct tape on his wrists at Melissa's party last night?
by Tiffany S April 17, 2006
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jerk-off Gesture

When you mimic jerking off and ejaculating on someone because they are probably being an annoying cucklord and/or impatient.
jerk-off Gesture : *waiting for pedestrian to cross*
*Person honks behind without knowing the situation*
Passenger/Driver: Fuck off, you jerk-off! *mimics masturbation and ejaculation on person who honked*
by Metalikz May 12, 2021
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