Human Beer Bong

A large woman lifts up a significantly smaller man and performs the rusty trombone. Literally holding the penis as the top of the funnel might be, and treating the asshole like end of the tube.

I quaffed six cherry coke and rums, induced vomit, closed my eyes, opened them, met an amazon looking woman, got in her car, and and when I come to, I'm being used as a human beer bong. Better than a blumpkin, I think

by Steak Salad December 18, 2012

Moo Bong

- The official name for the lightstick belonging to the popular, K-pop girl group, Mamamoo

- Shaped like a raddish (because "moo" in Korean translates to "radish" in english)
- Has the ability to produce 5 LED colours and wirelessly controlled to show 256 colours
- Can, for some reason, vibrate

"Hey, are you going to buy a new Moo Bong for the Mamamoo concert?"
"I FORGOT TO CHARGE MY MOO BONG BEFORE THE CONCERT!"
"Here, I brought extra batteries for our Moo Bongs"

by _junghoseok July 12, 2022

room bong

A room bong is when you and you’re roommate share a bomg in the room making ownership of the bong 50, 50.

Who’s bong is this?

It’s the room bong so idk.

by Lsusbdveisjdb January 12, 2018

bing bong China

Product that is made in China and is of very poor quality.

Mass-produced, low quality product with nonsense brand name.

There's so much more bing bong China on Amazon these days, I end up looking elsewhere for a simple USB cable.

by DSPrice June 16, 2025

London Bong

When you use a London Fog tea as bong water

We hit that London Bong and it was pretty okay; if London Bong is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

by Sterling Sykes May 23, 2021

Dong Dong Wong Bong bing bon

AKA know as 2D 1W 3B. or DOUBLE DS W TRIPLE BS
1- When a girl is feeling horny for another girls tits. You might think that bc this word has DONG in it that it is about a male but no.
2- When guys are gay they are called GAY WADS but girls are lesbian they are called DONG DONG WONG BONG BING BON

EWWWWW I wish Hayley wasn't a Dong Dong Wong Bong Bing Bon so she would take the big DDDDDD!!

ORRRR
Last night Hayley was feeling my tits!!! "Omg she was doing the Dong Dong Wong Bong Bing Bon!!!!!!!"

by AYOOOOO LIL RARI!!!! June 19, 2019

traditional bong

An old Nigerian Asian once had a 1,000 fold BONG. He always hit it so hard that everyone in the world could hear. It has been passed down from generation to generation until now. Now a worthy Nigerian Asian has proven himself to be worthy and he will be challenged to hit the traditional bong.

My friend hit the traditional bong and died because he was not a Nigerian Asian

by no u92687 October 30, 2017