jail bird

A criminal who has been in and out of prison.

This guy doesn't learn his lesson, he's such a jail bird.

by LATINFOX February 11, 2020

bird shitivity

the theory of why birds shit all over everything so much.
the theory is that of you piss them off they will shit all over everything of yours and your neighbors.

Beth: i have this theory of why the birds are shitting all over everything; we cut down those trees and now they are pissed off at us.
mike: you should call it the theory of bird shitivity.

by Travis Seedil April 20, 2008

squirt the bird

delivering a transmission (squirting), often a show or demonstration, via a satellite (AKA the bird)

While doing a ham radio satellite demo, we will squirt the bird.

by RAT65 September 17, 2017

Build a bird

Perfect woman. One you would make yourself.

She's a Build a Bird. Bespoke fitty.

by Elton pammy March 6, 2017

Bird nose

The bird nose is a rare facial characteristic which affects the uppermost part of the noses's bridge. What occurs is a significant indentation, and when viewed from the side, creates a line of sight which would have been previously unavailable. A true bird nose would have, as well as an indentation, large amounts of nasal cartilage, further improving the resemblance to that of a bird.

“His nose is rather pointy and akin to a bird’s beak, giving him the nickname, ‘Bird Nose.’”

by gary69_ March 28, 2023

The bird is the word

The bird is the word, it's just how it is.

"Do you know.. that the bird is the word?"
"What..?"

"A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, b-birdd's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
A-well-a-bird, bird, b-bird's the word, a-well-a
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word"

by Johnny Cocksville September 28, 2022

fluttering bird

When one sporadically shakes his/her hand in the air (like a fluttering bird)to distract opponent and sucker punch them with their other hand with extreme prejudice

Person 1: What was that you said, biatch! Here comes the fluttering bird!

Person 2: SHIT, that hurt, biatch!

by ben de la cruz April 5, 2005