crab pants

the crab is in you pants

crab: i want a home
person: im at a beach time to relaxe
crab: *climes in pants*
person: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa theres a crab in my dam pants
crab pants is when a crab is in your pants

by Crab cum person May 25, 2019

misteltoe pants

Mistletoe Pants are The easiest way to get lucky on Christmas

Jimmy donned his misteltoe pants in hopes of getting some roasted chestnuts at the annual holiday party.

by Maria more December 24, 2022

real pants

Real pants (noun) jeans, not chinos, pajamas or khakis.

Friend: bro come to the store with me real quick.
Me: fuck I just put pajamas on now I gotta put on real pants again.
Friend: WTF are real pants. Are chinos not real pants ?
Me: jeans bro get your shit together haha

by jhaves91 May 23, 2018

Angsty-Pants

In the same vein as Sad Pants, Angry Pants, Cranky Pants, et al. A person feeling & showing off their angst-ridden mood.

Benny told his friend on the phone, "I'm not up to going to the club tonight, really; Jennifer's been little miss Angsty-Pants since she lost her job last week."

by The Horn'd One August 18, 2011

pouty pants

If you go around pouting your a pouty pants

Donald Trump needs to put on his big man pants and accept he lost the presidential election instead of being a pouty pants.

by ashane January 7, 2021

trouser pants

Another word for jeans, to get around office dress codes.

These aren't jeans, they're trouser pants!

by 4reverse4 February 11, 2010

::drops pants::

To virtually drop trou and moon an unsuspecting internet user; this action is used universally on the IGN message boards, and was originated by TheSackofJohnMadden

Let me show you our version of ring toss.

::drops pants::

by Lord Jared September 4, 2006